I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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Polter-Cow - Apr 03, 2006 12:12:54 pm PDT #1260 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

See Skrat was the only reedeeming thing for me in the first Ice Age

Yep. Also, I had major issues with the humans shaving and wearing jewelry and having twentieth-century family dynamics and all-around being way too evolved for my tastes. It took me right out of the movie; I don't care that it was animated.

I had a similar reaction to the fact that in Shark Tale, a movie that takes place entirely underwater, they SHUFFLE PAPER AROUND.


Gris - Apr 03, 2006 12:14:41 pm PDT #1261 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I kinda like that Top Indy Movies list. Donnie Darko representing at number 2 makes me happy.

I've never seen the original Ice Age. I loved Matilda, though. It was one of those movies that managed to capture just the right amount of the book, for me. And the book defined my childhood more than even the other Roald Dahl's, so that's good.


§ ita § - Apr 03, 2006 12:14:50 pm PDT #1262 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had a similar reaction to the fact that in Shark Tale, a movie that takes place entirely underwater, they SHUFFLE PAPER AROUND.

You do know that fishes can't speak English, right?


DawnK - Apr 03, 2006 12:18:32 pm PDT #1263 of 10001
giraffe mode

SHUFFLE PAPER AROUND

P-C obvioulsy hasn't watched enough Spongebob! Dude! They make burgers under water!


erikaj - Apr 03, 2006 12:18:49 pm PDT #1264 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I thought Shark Tale was cute, if all about the meta...maybe I just liked the Chi-Lites being in the flashback sequence.


JZ - Apr 03, 2006 12:19:07 pm PDT #1265 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Exercise caution before watching Spongebob, then, what with all the taking baths and showers and drinking glasses of water and doing spit-takes and drooling and mopping the floor and some characters occasionally having fishbowls on their end tables. You have to embrace the cognitive dissonance or it'll break you.

eta: Bwah! Beautiful Spongebob xpost!


Polter-Cow - Apr 03, 2006 12:26:31 pm PDT #1266 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You do know that fishes can't speak English, right?

Fuck! You're kidding me.

And, heh, I haven't been able to get into Spongebob either.


Tom Scola - Apr 03, 2006 12:31:18 pm PDT #1267 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I was barely able to sit through the trailer for Shark Tale. The "fish" in the movie gave me the heebie jeebies.


tommyrot - Apr 03, 2006 12:41:07 pm PDT #1268 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When are they ever gonna do an animated movie about a plucky trilobite?

eta: Speaking of which, here's the world's largest trilobite: [link]

I love how in order to give a sense of its size, they have a drawing of it next to its natural enemy, the house cat....


Ailleann - Apr 03, 2006 12:44:32 pm PDT #1269 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

t goes digging for that old script