I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 01, 2006 3:11:50 pm PST #1216 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Why, Nathan, why?!?

Ugh, I can't believe I'm going to have to go see this movie. I can't believe they're even making this movie after the first one proved to be utterly craptastic.

eta: Of course, immediately afterwards I ran across these photos, so Nathan can consider my presence in the theater bought and paid for.


Dana - Apr 01, 2006 4:12:17 pm PST #1217 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Having spent a happy few minutes browsing through that LJ entry Matt linked to, I have discovered that there exists a movie where Sean Bean kisses another guy.

WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS? I feel that all of fandom has failed me.

Edit: *and* Clive Owen? This is the best LJ post ever.


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2006 4:36:37 pm PST #1218 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jaysus. That's every man that ever kissed another man without it being gay porn. Right there. Must send link to sister.


Jesse - Apr 01, 2006 4:56:12 pm PST #1219 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sweet jesus.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 01, 2006 5:14:07 pm PST #1220 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Never let it be said that I don't look out for my peeps.


Theodosia - Apr 02, 2006 1:45:26 am PST #1221 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Hey -- White Noisier. Or maybe, Noise Harder?

As a friend of mine was lamenting that Andre Braugher, an actual Good Actor Who Deserves Better Work, was featured in the remake of The Poseidon Adventure, I explained that Braugher has little children who need to be clothed, housed, and fed. But she's not buying that...


Cashmere - Apr 02, 2006 4:00:08 am PDT #1222 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I always remind people that Laurence Fucking Olivier did Clash of the Titans.

That usually shuts down the argument.


Scrappy - Apr 02, 2006 6:50:43 am PDT #1223 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

When Good Actors Do Bad Movies


erikaj - Apr 02, 2006 8:00:21 am PDT #1224 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

He has three. With his acting-school sweetheart. Aww. Maybe he's got tax problems...even with his time in The Box, he can't beat the IRS. But, I totally feel your friend's sentiment."Thief" is good, though.


Sean K - Apr 02, 2006 8:17:53 am PDT #1225 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I used to be appalled at what some actors would take for a job, but I've now worked long enough in the business to know that all you see is the end product. You never know how good the script the actor originally read was, how badly it was mangled, either during shooting or editing, or what the actor's bills are or how tongue in cheek they thought they were being.

And some actors just like to act. Maybe they even thought it would be a challenge to deliver a decent performance in a really crappy movie.

Hell, maybe they just have no taste.