Saffron: You're a good man. Mal: You clearly haven't been talking to anyone else on this boat.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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JZ - Mar 17, 2006 7:01:36 am PST #1023 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

That was enchanting. My favorite comment:

I don't know why any other movie is coming out this year. There's no point.


Dana - Mar 17, 2006 7:04:31 am PST #1024 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I love the part with the snakes.


tommyrot - Mar 17, 2006 7:06:56 am PST #1025 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I love the part with the snakes.

BWAH!!


tommyrot - Mar 17, 2006 7:10:25 am PST #1026 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think I'm in love with its brazen badness.

To paraphrase the NYT review of The Producers (the stage vesion):

"Never have I seen a movie preview so drunk on its own power to convey schlocky badness...."


Dana - Mar 17, 2006 8:30:11 am PST #1027 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Chaucer meets Brokeback Mountain:

“I WOLDE I KNEWE HOW OF THEE I MIGHT BE QUITTEN!”


Polter-Cow - Mar 17, 2006 9:12:09 am PST #1028 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

HA! That was great.


Jessica - Mar 17, 2006 9:19:11 am PST #1029 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Bwah --

Depe did we stepe ourselves in drinke. Thenne – and by the waye ich assume thou wilt kepe this knowledge from dere Philippa! – we dide thynges that wolde make Alanus of Lille his hede explode. We dide thynges that wolde make Peter Damyan spontaneouslie combuste. We dide thynges that are notte even listede in Burchard of Worms. Rim, ram, ruf!

At morwe-tyde, he sayde me, “Thou knowst I am not of the scole of Edwarde II.”

“Me neithere,” quod I “‘Tis nobodies privitee but oures.”


Kathy A - Mar 17, 2006 9:30:24 am PST #1030 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Loved the take on Brokeback Mountain, but being the medieval lit geek that I am, I'm in awe that he managed to slash Chaucer and the Pearl-poet.


Jessica - Mar 17, 2006 10:04:10 am PST #1031 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

William Gibson's review of V for Vendetta, from his blog:

Just back from V FOR VENDETTA. More thumbs up than a Chernobyl pianist. Superb. Splendid. Heartening. Go see.


tommyrot - Mar 17, 2006 10:07:29 am PST #1032 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It seems to have gotten mixed reviews so far.

However, "More thumbs up than a Chernobyl pianist" is teh awesome....