I just counted my cover letters. I've applied for over 85 jobs in the past year. Interviews = 0. It's just as well my current job hasn't gone away yet.
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Calli - Dec 21, 2005 11:24:12 am PST #990 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Gudanov - Dec 21, 2005 11:27:34 am PST #991 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Well, it's official, Johnny Damon will have to cut his hear.
His days of being mistaken for Jesus are numbered.
Eddie - Dec 21, 2005 11:27:55 am PST #992 of 10001
Your tag here.
I just counted my cover letters. I've applied for over 85 jobs in the past year. Interviews = 0. It's just as well my current job hasn't gone away yet.
Depressing, isn't it? Makes you wonder how anybody gets hired.
Jen - Dec 21, 2005 11:28:10 am PST #993 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
Johnny Damon
Ptui! Let us speak of him no more.
Katerina Bee - Dec 21, 2005 11:28:16 am PST #994 of 10001
Herding cats for fun
OK, I've completed my emergency trip to the fabric store for One More Thing. I worked on my quilt for awhile. Then Mishka came over and sat down on it because it is His. He interfered with me until I had to either take a nap with him or take action. Darn those fuzzy kitties and their purring and wet noses and nefarious ways anyway.
I could vacuum, but really I don't wanna. Couldn't I just settle for changing the kitty litter and taking out the garbage?
Juliana: this is the stage where you get to write all the blistering communication you want to. It's only the sending of these materials to the recipient that is forbidden right now, for as Hec said, who wants more trouble later? High road my friend, take the high road. I hear it's sometimes worth it!!!
As for inappropriate job applications, my favorite was from the Jesus freak in Santa Cruz whose resume told us that he had spent the last ten years in the mountains worshipping ganja, but now he was ready to work with us. We kept that one around as a Horrible Warning.
brenda m - Dec 21, 2005 11:35:26 am PST #995 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I just counted my cover letters. I've applied for over 85 jobs in the past year. Interviews = 0. It's just as well my current job hasn't gone away yet.
Oh, ugh, I remember being in that boat. Sucks.
erikaj - Dec 21, 2005 11:37:05 am PST #996 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
worshipping ganja? Maybe you could've made him bring the donuts...
Trudy Booth - Dec 21, 2005 11:38:59 am PST #997 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Well, it's official, Johnny Damon will have to cut his hear.
Think of it as a ritual cleansing... t ducks
Trudy Booth - Dec 21, 2005 11:41:00 am PST #998 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
nines?
Trudy Booth - Dec 21, 2005 11:42:38 am PST #999 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
nines!