Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I have decided that I don't need to carve vegtables. really.Is this like the geese juggling or something less recreational?
someone on the sex show was allergic to dildos. so there were suggestion fo vegatable carving, electric toothbrushes, and some other things
I have an electric toothbrush and YOUCH!
Though the vegetable theory has merit. As do the non-latex sex toys that are available.
flat end - not the bristle end
veggies -make sense
carving for fit? something that won't last that long... ( sex pun intended)
flat end - not the bristle endAnything that can ultrasonically remove plaque from my teeth and beneath my gums? Not going near my vahjayjay.
But yes, veggies seem less likely to go badly wrong. And all those gov't people say they are good for you.
In non-coochie news, I should have possibly paid more attention when the local weathermen were forecasting Freezing Rain of Doooooooom.
Because it is not only actually raining, which frankly surprises me because they're usually wrong about it, it is really damn cold for San Diego. Not what could be considered actual cold, but certainly not in any way comfortable in an unheated and fairly poorly insulated house.
Instead I am going to bundle up in my finest fleece and crawl under down comforters.
I got a cheap vibrating toothbrush at a dollar store one time. I didn't like it much for teeth, but the shape of it with the toothbrush removed and the frequency it vibrates makes me snerk. Although for a sex toy it would need some modification.
I actually think I might put it in a homemade cat toy to watch the cats reactions as it sits there and hums on the hardwood floor.
Okay, I think I'm waaaay past my bedtime. Sleep will clean my synapses. I hope.
It's -17 (F) here right now. It's supposed to get down to -20 (F), with windchills of -30 to -40.
For some reason Andi didn't want me to take out the trash while wearing tshirt and short pants tonight....
someone on the sex show was allergic to dildos.
Glass dildos are an option.
And, in a not-totally-unrelated segue, I feel like Cave-Slayer!Teppy. Umfriend smell nice. Umfriend good. He made me grilled cheese and tomato soup, and then pulled out a massage table and gave me a nice long massage (punctuated by not one, but *both* of his cats deciding to walk on my back as well). Mmm. Umfriend good.
And now I gotta go to bed.