I have decided that I don't need to carve vegtables. really.Is this like the geese juggling or something less recreational?
Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Feb 17, 2006 8:53:40 pm PST #9898 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
beth b - Feb 17, 2006 8:59:41 pm PST #9899 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
someone on the sex show was allergic to dildos. so there were suggestion fo vegatable carving, electric toothbrushes, and some other things
Cass - Feb 17, 2006 9:06:39 pm PST #9900 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I have an electric toothbrush and YOUCH!
Though the vegetable theory has merit. As do the non-latex sex toys that are available.
beth b - Feb 17, 2006 9:12:12 pm PST #9901 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
flat end - not the bristle end
veggies -make sense
carving for fit? something that won't last that long... ( sex pun intended)
Cass - Feb 17, 2006 9:21:11 pm PST #9902 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
flat end - not the bristle endAnything that can ultrasonically remove plaque from my teeth and beneath my gums? Not going near my vahjayjay.
But yes, veggies seem less likely to go badly wrong. And all those gov't people say they are good for you.
Cass - Feb 17, 2006 9:38:46 pm PST #9903 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
In non-coochie news, I should have possibly paid more attention when the local weathermen were forecasting Freezing Rain of Doooooooom.
Because it is not only actually raining, which frankly surprises me because they're usually wrong about it, it is really damn cold for San Diego. Not what could be considered actual cold, but certainly not in any way comfortable in an unheated and fairly poorly insulated house.
Instead I am going to bundle up in my finest fleece and crawl under down comforters.
DCJensen - Feb 17, 2006 9:42:35 pm PST #9904 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
I got a cheap vibrating toothbrush at a dollar store one time. I didn't like it much for teeth, but the shape of it with the toothbrush removed and the frequency it vibrates makes me snerk. Although for a sex toy it would need some modification.
I actually think I might put it in a homemade cat toy to watch the cats reactions as it sits there and hums on the hardwood floor.
Okay, I think I'm waaaay past my bedtime. Sleep will clean my synapses. I hope.
DCJensen - Feb 17, 2006 9:45:05 pm PST #9905 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
It's -17 (F) here right now. It's supposed to get down to -20 (F), with windchills of -30 to -40.
For some reason Andi didn't want me to take out the trash while wearing tshirt and short pants tonight....
Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 9:51:20 pm PST #9906 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
someone on the sex show was allergic to dildos.
Glass dildos are an option.
And, in a not-totally-unrelated segue, I feel like Cave-Slayer!Teppy. Umfriend smell nice. Umfriend good. He made me grilled cheese and tomato soup, and then pulled out a massage table and gave me a nice long massage (punctuated by not one, but *both* of his cats deciding to walk on my back as well). Mmm. Umfriend good.
And now I gotta go to bed.
Cashmere - Feb 17, 2006 10:02:15 pm PST #9907 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I totally forgot it's Girl Scout Cookie time. I need to find somebody to hook me up, since I'm not in an office with people to order from anymore.
can I just say how glad I am to hear about another baby sleeping with her parents? I'm not sure why I'm so self-conscious about this but I'm glad to know other parents I like are doing it.
I don't think we put Owen in his crib until he was four months--and then only for part of the night. We have a co-sleeper by the bed and use the bouncy seat for Olivia. I think whatever works for you is what's best--any sleep you can get is good sleep. ::checks the time:: Hahahahahahaha.