No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 3:00:27 pm PST #9802 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

See that's why you hide the extra box of Thin Mints in the freezer. Eventually you forget they are there

I'm fairly certain I know where ALL sugary snacks (and, in truth, the bag of sugar) are at all times. I would NEVER forget about a box of Thin Mints. Num.


DawnK - Feb 17, 2006 3:01:50 pm PST #9803 of 10001
giraffe mode

Eventually you forget they are there

This is where being really forgetful comes in handy! More importantly, the KIDS forget they are there after a while and I'm home free!

Also, please note these are extra cookies, over and above the "regular" cookie purchase.


sj - Feb 17, 2006 3:02:25 pm PST #9804 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm fairly certain I know where ALL sugary snacks (and, in truth, the bag of sugar) are at all times. I would NEVER forget about a box of Thin Mints. Num.

Me too.


Nicole - Feb 17, 2006 3:04:15 pm PST #9805 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I've woken up out of a sound sleep at 3am and thought, "I think there's chocolate in the house. I need to find it."

Seriously.

Hiding sugar in the house and forgetting about it? Ahahahahahahahaha!


Stephanie - Feb 17, 2006 3:05:08 pm PST #9806 of 10001
Trust my rage

My take was that I got more sleep when the boys slept with me. As much as I dislike sleep deprivation it made a lot of sense.

This was my main reason. Lack of sleep was the one thing I really feared. Plus she's really cute and snuggly.


Aims - Feb 17, 2006 3:08:25 pm PST #9807 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Em gets in with me at 5am when Joe leaves for work. Unless she cries for more than 5-7 minutes in the middle of the night. She just...she thrashes and headbutts us. Or she wants to play. She doesn't always sleep when we bring her into bed with us. So mostly, she's in her crib.

Also, I am terrified of smooshing her.


Nicole - Feb 17, 2006 3:09:13 pm PST #9808 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Tep, any particular reason why you shouldn't call your Umfriend? If not, I say go for it.


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 3:09:26 pm PST #9809 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I've woken up out of a sound sleep at 3am and thought, "I think there's chocolate in the house. I need to find it."

You just described most nights for me.

Oxygen channel is showing The Secret of My Success, and while the 80s fashions and hair and makeup are atrocious, I actually forgot how cute Michael J. Fox is. *SO* cute.


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 3:11:15 pm PST #9810 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Tep, any particular reason why you shouldn't call your Umfriend?

Not really, except the had-a-few-drinks-now-I'm-calling tactic seems kind of....sleazy.


DawnK - Feb 17, 2006 3:11:32 pm PST #9811 of 10001
giraffe mode

she thrashes and headbutts us

This is the reason that the youngest kid had to sleep in his own bed at about 1.5 years old. He's the most thrashing about sleeper I've ever seen. No one can sleep in the same bed as he is and wake up uninjured. Usually it's a black eye from his head smashing into you ow!