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'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DawnK - Feb 17, 2006 3:11:32 pm PST #9811 of 10001
giraffe mode

she thrashes and headbutts us

This is the reason that the youngest kid had to sleep in his own bed at about 1.5 years old. He's the most thrashing about sleeper I've ever seen. No one can sleep in the same bed as he is and wake up uninjured. Usually it's a black eye from his head smashing into you ow!


sj - Feb 17, 2006 3:13:56 pm PST #9812 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Call him, Teppy.


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 3:14:52 pm PST #9813 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I'm trying to will him to call me. Apparently my will is getting a busy signal.


Nicole - Feb 17, 2006 3:16:37 pm PST #9814 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

But Tep, how often are you sleazy? Rarely or never is my bet and I think that everyone should wallow in the sleaze at least once in their lifetime.


Cass - Feb 17, 2006 3:16:50 pm PST #9815 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I've woken up out of a sound sleep at 3am and thought, "I think there's chocolate in the house. I need to find it."
I am totally ashamed that I have, on occasion, forgotten about chocolate. Once was some really great bitter almond bark. For nearly a year.

Of course once I found it again in the freezer in the tupperware? It lasted a solid hour. Maybe.


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 3:18:20 pm PST #9816 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

But Tep, how often are you sleazy? Rarely or never is my bet and I think that everyone should wallow in the sleaze at least once in their lifetime.

More often, these days, actually....


amych - Feb 17, 2006 3:19:23 pm PST #9817 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I vote not sleazy, and also phone lines more reliable than will.


Cass - Feb 17, 2006 3:21:47 pm PST #9818 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Not really, except the had-a-few-drinks-now-I'm-calling tactic seems kind of....sleazy.
Just think of it as being friendly... And friendly is good, right?


Nicole - Feb 17, 2006 3:22:37 pm PST #9819 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I don't actually think it's sleazy at all... I was merely going along with you and giving you an out just in case I couldn't talk you out of thinking it's sleazy.

You know, just for the record.


Nicole - Feb 17, 2006 3:34:40 pm PST #9820 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Did I sound snitty? Lack of GS cookies is making me sound snitty!

I'm not snitty. I promise! Come back!