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'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DawnK - Feb 17, 2006 2:58:30 pm PST #9799 of 10001
giraffe mode

ohmygod why didn't I steal anyone's cookies???

See that's why you hide the extra box of Thin Mints in the freezer. Eventually you forget they are there and then in the middle of the summer when you would KILL for a frozen Thin Mint... there they are, just waiting for you to scarf them all!


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 2:58:54 pm PST #9800 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Okay. I'm sorry but you people that have GS cookies still sitting around, hidden or not, for *months* are almost as crazy as my GS cookie sharing co-workers. IJS. Especially the Samoas. Or the Thin Mints. Or the Tagalongs. Or... ohmygod why didn't I steal anyone's cookies???

Seriously, yo. I've been known to actually break the sound barrier as I plow through a box of Samoas.

ION, I'm drinking some good red wine b/c it's been a hell of a week, and now I want to call umfriend. Hmm.


amych - Feb 17, 2006 2:59:38 pm PST #9801 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

See that's why you hide the extra box of Thin Mints in the freezer.

I subscribe to this in theory, except that I have never, EVER managed this step:

Eventually you forget they are there


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 3:00:27 pm PST #9802 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

See that's why you hide the extra box of Thin Mints in the freezer. Eventually you forget they are there

I'm fairly certain I know where ALL sugary snacks (and, in truth, the bag of sugar) are at all times. I would NEVER forget about a box of Thin Mints. Num.


DawnK - Feb 17, 2006 3:01:50 pm PST #9803 of 10001
giraffe mode

Eventually you forget they are there

This is where being really forgetful comes in handy! More importantly, the KIDS forget they are there after a while and I'm home free!

Also, please note these are extra cookies, over and above the "regular" cookie purchase.


sj - Feb 17, 2006 3:02:25 pm PST #9804 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm fairly certain I know where ALL sugary snacks (and, in truth, the bag of sugar) are at all times. I would NEVER forget about a box of Thin Mints. Num.

Me too.


Nicole - Feb 17, 2006 3:04:15 pm PST #9805 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I've woken up out of a sound sleep at 3am and thought, "I think there's chocolate in the house. I need to find it."

Seriously.

Hiding sugar in the house and forgetting about it? Ahahahahahahahaha!


Stephanie - Feb 17, 2006 3:05:08 pm PST #9806 of 10001
Trust my rage

My take was that I got more sleep when the boys slept with me. As much as I dislike sleep deprivation it made a lot of sense.

This was my main reason. Lack of sleep was the one thing I really feared. Plus she's really cute and snuggly.


Aims - Feb 17, 2006 3:08:25 pm PST #9807 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Em gets in with me at 5am when Joe leaves for work. Unless she cries for more than 5-7 minutes in the middle of the night. She just...she thrashes and headbutts us. Or she wants to play. She doesn't always sleep when we bring her into bed with us. So mostly, she's in her crib.

Also, I am terrified of smooshing her.


Nicole - Feb 17, 2006 3:09:13 pm PST #9808 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Tep, any particular reason why you shouldn't call your Umfriend? If not, I say go for it.