Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Feb 16, 2006 4:14:45 am PST #9491 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, man, Fay. The sudden infestation of kids in your gym made me want to punch someone, and I'm a confirmed and devout child worshipper. And the mums standing around with their bags not chipping their nails? That's got to be so infuriating.

Plus, WTF is up with their parenting? Gyms have treadmills, stairmasters designed for persons considerably over four feet tall, complicated weight training machines with pins and chains and counterbalance weights. Unfortunately, I'm quite sure one of these days all the kids will be gone because one of their number lost a finger or something. Stoopid parents.

Did you know tomorrow is bathrobe day? I'm betting they don't either!

This is so unspeakably marvelous.


vw bug - Feb 16, 2006 4:18:16 am PST #9492 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ugh. The hospital just paged the wrong doctor for me. She sounded so confused. How annoying.


sj - Feb 16, 2006 4:58:08 am PST #9493 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Morning. I am feeling almost human this morning, and the fever seems to have broken, so hopefully this will be my last trip to the emergency room for a long while.


Nicole - Feb 16, 2006 5:35:24 am PST #9494 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

hopefully this will be my last trip to the emergency room for a long while

::fumgers crussed::

or when my fingers are on the proper keys

::fingers crossed::

I can tell. This is going to be a very, VERY long day.

I'm a honey ho.

I keep hearing this in the cereal bird voice. Instead of being kookoo for cocoa puffs? Ho-ey for honey.

Bwah!


beth b - Feb 16, 2006 5:38:20 am PST #9495 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I know you are already working on the doctor - but I am sending you breathing ma~~~~. One of my friends is a massage therapist - and into a lot of wholeistic health stuff. She is talking about doing a free class on breatheing. I really hope she does. Turns out that when you have asthma - you get into habits of breathing shallowly, and curling your sholders in. obviously during an attack you can't take deep breaths - but the theory is that by practicing various breathing techniques for a few minutes in the am and the evening you can make them less severe or even lessen the numbers of attacks. Long before there were drugs for asthma , breathing exercises and massage of the upperback and neck were part of the things people did to help.

and now you have your morning lecture.

I have seen kids at my gym. Summer only.but I think they have to be over 12, with parents, and I think - but I could be mistaken, that they have a note from a gym teacher/coach. no cats. they would be very unhappy at the gym.


Calli - Feb 16, 2006 5:47:16 am PST #9496 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

hopefully this will be my last trip to the emergency room for a long while

I hope so, too.

I'm a honey ho.

This is conflating with Wonderfalls in my brain to create:

I'm Heidi-ho
The honey ho

Timelies, all! It's supposed to get up to 72 here today. I'm looking forward to taking a long ramble on my lunch hour.

I can't imagine a cat mellow enough to be a fashion accessory in a crowded place. I wonder if they're trained for it from kittenhood or what.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 16, 2006 6:06:58 am PST #9497 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OMG I just dowloaded a version of Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing" that is just the vocal track...

wibble


Jessica - Feb 16, 2006 6:08:51 am PST #9498 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Especially for Jilli -- excerpts from the 1975 SOP manual for Disney's Haunted Mansion.


vw bug - Feb 16, 2006 7:00:40 am PST #9499 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm a mess. I need to be studying, but in the meantime, I'm a mess of tears and frustration.


Scrappy - Feb 16, 2006 7:09:29 am PST #9500 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Poor vw. I hope this improves.