Well, we are still indignant on your behalf.

Why oh why must Ritz Camera vex me? Why have they forsaken me? I have been on hold for 16 minutes and I haven't even spoken to anyone! They have charged my card, but show no order in their system for my parents gift. I want to know if it's shipping today or not!

we are still indignant on your behalf

This is true. flea and I even talked about professional clothes "bonuses" at lunch today, and the consensus was pretty much "what the fuck kind of crack were they smoking?!". Except that flea is generally somewhat less crude than I am.

Katerina- I too am indignant. I don't think you should even consider going back, because they are craxy. And can't do things like that. If your clothes are pressed and clean and generically fit the dress code (like "must wear blazer with pants" or something) I don't think people can do anything. Even my completely craxy boss who hated the way I dressed would only do things like buy me clothes for christmas or give me gift certificates for fake nails or compliment me beyond all reason when I wore a suit-- did not give me $$ and take it away. Although, I do have to say that one of my boss's real issues was that I am overweight-- so she really wanted me to lose weight...

Oh HELL no, I won't go back. Thank all the powers that be for DH, who is more than ready to enable this plan. He doesn't seem to like hearing about how mean they are.

The thing about employers dictating look is that it's hard to know what they really want. Cut and dye my hair, wear makeup, become a smaller size, wear thin and clingy polyester instead of sturdy cotton, who knows what's really on the employee-improvement agenda?

I am having a lot of fun visualizing myself dressed professionally a la Christina Aguilera. Fortunately my imagination is soft focus and I don't look lumpy at all. Also I am imagining the entertainment value of returning to them as a Person Determined To Cause Trouble. Clock in late, take four hour lunches, leave early, yell at callers and refuse to do any chores because I'm busy with the Internet.

Also I have the company credit card numbers with me. Maybe I'll arrange to have a buffalo delivered to the office.

Morning, Lovelies.

KB, I join in the general wha? reaction, and the general agreement that you're probably much better off to be rid of them permanently.

Nora, your friend will forgive. Just make with the belated love. And maybe a note to self to deliver some love "at random" here and there for the next couple of months. So even though a bday might slip your mind, she'll know that SHE hasn't.

Anybody else? I should have taken notes...{{{Bitches}}}

Maybe I'll arrange to have a buffalo delivered to the office.

I adore this.

KB, what kind of company is this? I just told my assistant about what happened and she is also indignant on your behalf.

December 2005 can stop sucking now.

My friend who has lost her ring and her baby, now has found out that one of her cats has heart disease.

WTF??

Ah jeez, that's just not fair.

She never found the ring? Damn.

Nope never found it.

She is getting a new one though and she put in an order for a ring guard.