Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Feb 14, 2006 8:57:45 am PST #9220 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I was just given a ONE POUND box of Godiva's.

The day is looking up.


sj - Feb 14, 2006 8:58:46 am PST #9221 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

sj, you need your kidneys, so please take care of them and kill off that infection post-haste.

Thanks. I am doing my best. Drinking my cranberry juice, taking my antibiotics, etc.


DavidS - Feb 14, 2006 9:01:45 am PST #9222 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Thanks. I am doing my best. Drinking my cranberry juice, taking my antibiotics, etc.

That's not enough! Scold your kidneys and tell them they can do better. Then change your tone in a soft and encouraging voice and tell your kidneys that you love them. Then scorn the bacteria - snub them. Give them a really dirty look.


juliana - Feb 14, 2006 9:03:13 am PST #9223 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Quick-healing~ma to sj and her poor kidneys/bladder/general innards.


SuziQ - Feb 14, 2006 9:03:46 am PST #9224 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Anyone live near Redding? I have a project manager that is in serious need of cluesticking.


beth b - Feb 14, 2006 9:03:46 am PST #9225 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay for baby bean ! that's a great story .

go go heath ma~~~~ out to sj!

I am so sick of this asthma. I am so sick of it disrupting my perfectly good life. I am so thankful that I have therapy this afternoon so I can go bitch and bitch and bitch.

My one asthma attack that landed me in the ER - I swear it took until now ( the beginging of allergy season in CA) to completely recover all my energy. so you have extra strong health ma~~~ going your way.

I am happy to report that DH ( aka roadboy) seems to be doing well on his current travels. It is really nice when he gets to stay at hotels with gyms and spas. no wife, but he gets to sit in a sauna.


Vortex - Feb 14, 2006 9:04:09 am PST #9226 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Mom swears by the capsuels. And I think Dr. Weil says blueberry juice is just as good. Neither of these is making me curl my toes and squish up my face and squeal so they have that advantage.

the juice works better if you add vodka. or maybe that's just my quirk


Fred Pete - Feb 14, 2006 9:05:04 am PST #9227 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Scold your kidneys and tell them they can do better.

Note: This strategy does not work on lungs and snot monsters.


sj - Feb 14, 2006 9:07:21 am PST #9228 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That's not enough! Scold your kidneys and tell them they can do better. Then change your tone in a soft and encouraging voice and tell your kidneys that you love them. Then scorn the bacteria - snub them. Give them a really dirty look.

Bwah! I really needed that laugh. Thank you.

the juice works better if you add vodka. or maybe that's just my quirk

No alcohol for a while because of the antibiotics. I usually buy the cranberry juice that is mixed with other juices, but not sugar, as long as it has like 40% cranberry juice in it, it is supposed to still be effective.


Steph L. - Feb 14, 2006 9:13:30 am PST #9229 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

And then the not-returning-calls-after-work thing is just because I am lazy and a shitty friend. Sorry.

Can we make a time or something?

Yes, definitely. When is good for you?