Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
yay for baby bean ! that's a great story .
go go heath ma~~~~ out to sj!
I am so sick of this asthma. I am so sick of it disrupting my perfectly good life. I am so thankful that I have therapy this afternoon so I can go bitch and bitch and bitch.
My one asthma attack that landed me in the ER - I swear it took until now ( the beginging of allergy season in CA) to completely recover all my energy. so you have extra strong health ma~~~ going your way.
I am happy to report that DH ( aka roadboy) seems to be doing well on his current travels. It is really nice when he gets to stay at hotels with gyms and spas. no wife, but he gets to sit in a sauna.
Mom swears by the capsuels. And I think Dr. Weil says blueberry juice is just as good. Neither of these is making me curl my toes and squish up my face and squeal so they have that advantage.
the juice works better if you add vodka. or maybe that's just my quirk
Scold your kidneys and tell them they can do better.
Note: This strategy does not work on lungs and snot monsters.
That's not enough! Scold your kidneys and tell them they can do better. Then change your tone in a soft and encouraging voice and tell your kidneys that you love them. Then scorn the bacteria - snub them. Give them a really dirty look.
Bwah! I really needed that laugh. Thank you.
the juice works better if you add vodka. or maybe that's just my quirk
No alcohol for a while because of the antibiotics. I usually buy the cranberry juice that is mixed with other juices, but not sugar, as long as it has like 40% cranberry juice in it, it is supposed to still be effective.
And then the not-returning-calls-after-work thing is just because I am lazy and a shitty friend. Sorry.
Can we make a time or something?
Yes, definitely. When is good for you?
Scold your kidneys and tell them they can do better. Then change your tone in a soft and encouraging voice and tell your kidneys that you love them. Then scorn the bacteria - snub them. Give them a really dirty look.
The real problem with this, is getting close enough to these organs and organisms so that they take the scornful looks seriously. This is painful and only to be attempted by trained yogis.
sj, for what it's worth, my doc back when I had a really bad kidney infection said not to have more than 4 oz of the pure cranberry juice per day. So having a full glass of the cut stuff sounds quite reasonable to me.
Ah hell, sj. V-day is really not turning out well for you. I'm sorry, sweets. Do you have your cell on? Can you chat?
I'm supposed to be in a meeting from 2-4 but the dryer installer guy still hasn't called to say he's on his way to my house. Me thinks I'm going to be missing my meeting. Feh.
Will worry about Cass until I read her pixels again. Thinking would love to hear story.
It's just so ... uninteresting. Except that she just drove by and beeped. Seriously? Why?? I don't get it.
Since she is really only psychologically freaky at this point, if I put it out of mind then the terrorists lose. As does the creepy stalker.
My money is on alien baby in GI tract. Only *one* doctor out of the 4 that saw him today thought that was funny.
snerk
I hope he is feeling better today though.
sj, I hope you continue feeling better as well.
she's okay with nose touching so long as it is gentle and clearly recreational in nature
And she beeps!
Yesterday, one of the other little girls in her class was getting her runny nose cleaned up and was making a fuss about it. Lillian was sitting next to her, made a note of this, and proceeded to stick her hand in front of the other baby's nose to protect it from the attack of the snot sucker.
Smart she is. And adorable. Did we mention the adorable?
Bumper sticker seen today: Republicans for Voldemort
Damn, sj, that sucks! I hope you've caught the kidney thing early enough to prevent too much suffering and you are soon feeling better.
I don't live near Redding, but I know where we can go get Indian food after the cluesticking if you want to roadtrip, MG.
Happy Valentine's Day! Since my brother bought his flower shop, today mostly makes me hope he makes huge profits off of last minute purchasers trying to convince their SOs that they didn't forget to get them anything.
Lillian protecting OtherBaby's nose is so cute! I can see that "Got your nose" game turning her into a crimefighter...
