Mal: You are very much lacking in imagination. Zoe: I imagine that's so, sir.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Feb 14, 2006 6:00:29 am PST #9148 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Daisy - Any chance you could email me the whole recipe for that pie to my profile addy? It sounds amazing and I *love* cherries.

I can. I'll have to do it tomorrow since I don't have it on me. Coworkers were disappointed when they found out it wasn't for them.


Nicole - Feb 14, 2006 6:13:59 am PST #9149 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Thank you, Daisy Jane!

Just spoke with the guy that's going to be installing my new dryer (my 3rd brand new dryer in less than a month- for those keeping track at home) and he thinks he'll be able to get me hooked up today. Woo hoo!

I'm so excited that I might cancel plans tonight in order to do a bunch of laundry.


Volans - Feb 14, 2006 6:33:38 am PST #9150 of 10001
move out and draw fire

OK, well, in lieu of Valentine's Day, happy Iranian National Day! Although I think it was the 13th.

I so don't fit in here, I don't even know. Women's curling was on TV in the lunchroom, and DH and I are all "W00t!" Everyone else who came in either had no clue what it was or dissed it "Oh, what's next, Olympic shuffleboard?!"

I did note that the two guys who knew the rules and didn't dismiss it out of hand were the two smart guys, who also happen to be the ones in good shape. The others, well, I think they were just upset realizing that a 30ish Canadian woman could beat them like a rented mule.


DCJensen - Feb 14, 2006 6:47:39 am PST #9151 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Rented mules do Curling? I didn't know they could sweep. Always a rink, never a skip.


Trudy Booth - Feb 14, 2006 7:06:53 am PST #9152 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

My money is on alien baby in GI tract. Only *one* doctor out of the 4 that saw him today thought that was funny.

Cincinnati needs funnier doctors.

I get the pure, non-sugar variety of cranberry juice from the healthfood store and slug at least a cup at a time. It is not for the faint of heart, but it is powerfully helpful in making the u-tract inhospitable to the little infecto-bastards.

Mom swears by the capsuels. And I think Dr. Weil says blueberry juice is just as good. Neither of these is making me curl my toes and squish up my face and squeal so they have that advantage.

From the Unfortunate Valentines link:

We would make a happy mutant freak with a repulsive, oversized fruit for a head that enjoys sailor suits and pie.


juliana - Feb 14, 2006 7:11:56 am PST #9153 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

My celebration of V-Day will be going to karaoke and singing "Chain Of Fools". Possibly also "Welcome To The Jungle" - we shall see how the voice holds.

I'm so excited that I might cancel plans tonight in order to do a bunch of laundry.

Is it wrong that I totally understand the impulse behind this?


Katerina Bee - Feb 14, 2006 7:13:42 am PST #9154 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Happy Valentine's Day to all. May there be chocolates for all, and pie, cards with laughable pear-headed mutant freaks, tasty dinners, lots of liquor and luscious loved ones who will make us feel good. Plus, a pony.

Because Cashmere posted just a few ago:
I should like to nibble
Upon the toes
Of Buffista Baby
Olivia Rose.

Because it just looked better with proper formatting.


SuziQ - Feb 14, 2006 7:31:33 am PST #9155 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

My Valentines day - work, work, work, homework, homework, homework, pick up K-Bug from softball practice, both girls are having their boyfriends over for dinner which K-Bug is cooking. I have not bought a darn thing for anyone in the house so I will likely need to go on a card frenzy sometime before I hit home.

Whatever.


beekaytee - Feb 14, 2006 7:31:50 am PST #9156 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Mom swears by the capsuels. And I think Dr. Weil says blueberry juice is just as good.

I never travel without them! Seriously, I'm the most uti-gettin'-est woman there is. Whimper.


esse - Feb 14, 2006 7:33:26 am PST #9157 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

My valentine's day: wooooooooork. reeeeeeeeead. homewoooooooork. SGA bullshit! learning premiere! more reading!

Very exciting, let me tell you.

Can I just graduate now?