My money is on alien baby in GI tract. Only *one* doctor out of the 4 that saw him today thought that was funny.

Cincinnati needs funnier doctors.

I get the pure, non-sugar variety of cranberry juice from the healthfood store and slug at least a cup at a time. It is not for the faint of heart, but it is powerfully helpful in making the u-tract inhospitable to the little infecto-bastards.

Mom swears by the capsuels. And I think Dr. Weil says blueberry juice is just as good. Neither of these is making me curl my toes and squish up my face and squeal so they have that advantage.

From the Unfortunate Valentines link:

We would make a happy mutant freak with a repulsive, oversized fruit for a head that enjoys sailor suits and pie.

My celebration of V-Day will be going to karaoke and singing "Chain Of Fools". Possibly also "Welcome To The Jungle" - we shall see how the voice holds.

I'm so excited that I might cancel plans tonight in order to do a bunch of laundry.

Is it wrong that I totally understand the impulse behind this?

Happy Valentine's Day to all. May there be chocolates for all, and pie, cards with laughable pear-headed mutant freaks, tasty dinners, lots of liquor and luscious loved ones who will make us feel good. Plus, a pony.

Because Cashmere posted just a few ago:
I should like to nibble
Upon the toes
Of Buffista Baby
Olivia Rose.

Because it just looked better with proper formatting.

My Valentines day - work, work, work, homework, homework, homework, pick up K-Bug from softball practice, both girls are having their boyfriends over for dinner which K-Bug is cooking. I have not bought a darn thing for anyone in the house so I will likely need to go on a card frenzy sometime before I hit home.

Whatever.

Mom swears by the capsuels. And I think Dr. Weil says blueberry juice is just as good.

I never travel without them! Seriously, I'm the most uti-gettin'-est woman there is. Whimper.

My valentine's day: wooooooooork. reeeeeeeeead. homewoooooooork. SGA bullshit! learning premiere! more reading!

Very exciting, let me tell you.

Can I just graduate now?

I have not bought a darn thing for anyone in the house so I will likely need to go on a card frenzy sometime before I hit home.

E-Cards! So simple!

I just had to give a puppy-kicking speech to Punk Drummer Boy. Sigh.

For portability, I wonder if Craisins would be good for UTI treatment? One would probably have to add a bit more water to the diet to offset the re-hydrating of the pieces.

Hmmm.

I just had to give a puppy-kicking speech to Punk Drummer Boy. Sigh.

Okay, given that he's described as punk, I'm envisioning you giving him a speech about actually kicking puppies.

I use the TJ cranberry pills, they're pretty portable. Craisins have the sugar, which is, if I recall correctly, not so great of a mixy things with UTIs.

We ain't doing anything for Valentine's Day, and that's the way I likes it.