Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Feb 13, 2006 11:46:17 am PST #9046 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah. Stepmonster pretty much quit arguing with me one of two times either 1. When she tried to convince me of a big point by saying "Capisce?" only she said "Ca-piece" and I corrected her and fell out laughing hysterically.

2.When she was pregnant she told impaired me that I had "no idea what it's like" not being able to go to the bathroom when I have the urge. If that was a town, I could be the mayor(who hops on one foot a lot, but we have different ways of handling power, don't we?)

So I said "Welcome to my world," and she pouted all night.
Now, it's the Silent Treatment so I don't win.(and yes, she votes for The Other Guys)


Maria - Feb 13, 2006 11:47:06 am PST #9047 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone!

Mucho ~ma to sj, vw, Teppy, Gud, Katie B, MG, and whoever else needs it.

This is not an auspicious start to the week for the Bitches.

edit: Congratulations, DCJ! Count me in as another one with an hour commute. My iPod is my saviour.

I missed you guys.


brenda m - Feb 13, 2006 11:48:14 am PST #9048 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

2.When she was pregnant she told impaired me that I had "no idea what it's like" not being able to go to the bathroom when I have the urge. If that was a town, I could be the mayor(who hops on one foot a lot, but we have different ways of handling power, don't we?)

So I said "Welcome to my world," and she pouted all night.

Oh my lord, Erika. Kind of laughing my ass off at that, since any other response will only hurt my blood pressure.


SuziQ - Feb 13, 2006 11:49:27 am PST #9049 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Maria!!!!!!

We (meaning me, cause it is ALL ABOUT ME) missed you too!


Cass - Feb 13, 2006 11:54:05 am PST #9050 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Addendum to previous post: I am way more freaked out about a past stalker knocking on my door than I want to let on.


erikaj - Feb 13, 2006 11:54:18 am PST #9051 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah...it's funny in an "OMG, your mouth is *not even* connected to your brain. Like at all..".kind of way Cass, jeez, don't blame you. Damn.


Gudanov - Feb 13, 2006 11:54:48 am PST #9052 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Where is Susan W. these days? There is skating news and no Susan W. It seems wrong.


Gudanov - Feb 13, 2006 11:55:43 am PST #9053 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Yeah...it's funny in an "OMG, your mouth is *not even* connected to your brain. Like at all..".kind of way

Yeah, it's an amazing thing to say.


Emily - Feb 13, 2006 11:58:32 am PST #9054 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I still haven't written my philosophy of education. Dude, this is hard. I'm thinking of starting off with my "Pump Up the Volume" quote and going from there. Or possibly "Math is wicked cool. I want to indoctrinate children into the cult of math."


Maria - Feb 13, 2006 12:00:56 pm PST #9055 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

{{{Cass}}} Has she done anything that merits a call to the police?

Suzi!!!! An A!!!!