2.When she was pregnant she told impaired me that I had "no idea what it's like" not being able to go to the bathroom when I have the urge. If that was a town, I could be the mayor(who hops on one foot a lot, but we have different ways of handling power, don't we?)

So I said "Welcome to my world," and she pouted all night.

Oh my lord, Erika. Kind of laughing my ass off at that, since any other response will only hurt my blood pressure.

Maria!!!!!!

We (meaning me, cause it is ALL ABOUT ME) missed you too!

Addendum to previous post: I am way more freaked out about a past stalker knocking on my door than I want to let on.

Yeah...it's funny in an "OMG, your mouth is *not even* connected to your brain. Like at all..".kind of way Cass, jeez, don't blame you. Damn.

Where is Susan W. these days? There is skating news and no Susan W. It seems wrong.

Yeah...it's funny in an "OMG, your mouth is *not even* connected to your brain. Like at all..".kind of way

Yeah, it's an amazing thing to say.

I still haven't written my philosophy of education. Dude, this is hard. I'm thinking of starting off with my "Pump Up the Volume" quote and going from there. Or possibly "Math is wicked cool. I want to indoctrinate children into the cult of math."

{{{Cass}}} Has she done anything that merits a call to the police?

Suzi!!!! An A!!!!

Cass, WTF?? Have you reported her to the police in the past. A restraining order? I'm so very glad you're moving soon and won't have to worry about the crazy lady much longer.

Maria! Did you have a nice birthday?

That's scary Cass, I hope the crazy lady goes away.