Fucking hysterical. Its like they're writing an SNL sketch parodying themselves.

Huh. Apparently I DID miss something by not watching the opening ceremonies! (I was home, I could've...)

Report back on the correct capitalization, m'kay?

I think for her it was Coffee, but I am only interested in coffee. Among other things, she was 90 minutes late. Granted, she called a few times during those 90 minutes, but STILL! Mostly, though, she's very sweet and interesting and pretty...but I just can't imagine being naked with her... (Sadly I *can* easily imagine being naked with my friend D, who was ALSO supposed to be going on a date with her...but D is not into me. Sigh)

We did, however, do our good deed for the day--while walking to the movie, we saw a dog sans owner, so we caught it, and called the number on its tags, and got the owner (who was out looking for it)

Happy Birthday -t!

My* husband is gonna read my mind. And proofread it, too.

For some reason (dunno why) my brain read this as "EX husband", and I was like "Erika's thinking waaaaaay ahead, damn!"

Is there some kind of connection between Olympics and fondue?

They're both associated with cold snowy places?

when my friend L got made at her DH , because while she was at work the under 5 yr old was able to remove all the knives from the kitchen and carefully plant them in the garden

Oh dear! I wonder what the kiddo was trying to grow...

On a random note: I went to see "Imagine Me and You" again, and am reminded that I want Matthew Goode. Can I have him? Please? Pretty please? Pleeeeeeeeeeease???

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white wine is good with Rosemary ham. IJS

I keep reading about my new garden gloves. and I am very excited to see that they will have a fitness glove in february.

I could use a cupcake

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I forgot

happy birthday -t!

I'm sure she could use a cupcake too

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t tackle tickles ~t and rolls around and hugs and kisses her in mad, blissful, birthday celebration

The wine IS good with the ham. I think the vroom vroom is good for the grapes.

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I want Matthew Goode. Can I have him? Please? Pretty please? Pleeeeeeeeeeease???

No. You're gay. Behave.

Happy birthday, -t!

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"So many pairs skaters today simply cannot do a sit spin"

Dick Button is such a little bitch. And which one of them started babbling about Auschwitz? Sheesh.

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Belzer *did* used to introduce the women in his life as "my future ex-fiancee" meara. But I haven't got there yet. I haven't screwed up that many times. Just slow out of the gate a lot.

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Cass is SO not the boss of me

I could be! Just not on that topic cause I prefer to lalalaaaaa it instead.

I think for her it was Coffee, but I am only interested in coffee

Drat. But excellent deed with the puppy rescue.

Oh dear! I wonder what the kiddo was trying to grow...

Anarchy.

Happy Birthday, -t! Have a cupcake.

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I could be! Just not on that topic cause I prefer to lalalaaaaa it instead.

Nuh UH. I have one boss on one topic and that is it.

My notorioulsy bad taste in men is well known for its consitency as well as its variation. Not always playboys or always gay bosy or always schizos.... oh no. I mix it up. I have depth, dammit.

But there is only one boss of me.

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You might want to consider delegating...

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