::totally jealous of Hec::
Angel: How're you feeling? Faith: Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear.
'A Hole in the World'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nicole - Feb 10, 2006 8:41:41 am PST #8520 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Jessica - Feb 10, 2006 8:44:21 am PST #8521 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Nah - the parade here is tomorrow. For whatever odd reason.
Oh, weird. (And in that case, forget what I said about avoiding the crowds.)
tommyrot - Feb 10, 2006 8:46:00 am PST #8522 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Nah - the parade here is tomorrow. For whatever odd reason.
The parade is so much fun. I've probably mentioned this before, but I saw the cutest thing - a Chinese dragon came right up to this girl of about three. The dragon was moving its head and body all around in a vicious manner, all the while keeping its head right in front of the girl. The girl defended herself by spraying a good long burst of Silly String into the dragon's mouth.
Then a cop came over and she Silly-Stringed him too.
esse - Feb 10, 2006 8:46:34 am PST #8523 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Guess who I'm having lunch with today? P-Cow! Katie B. and JZ are coming too. Then Chinese New Year tomorrow (plus dim sum) with Juliana and Suzi. Also, it's warm and gorgeous outside.
Well, I get to go to philosophy class and talk about Locke! In 23-degree weather! So there!
Aims - Feb 10, 2006 8:47:38 am PST #8524 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I have discovered there's a woman in my company who's last name is "Kuntster".
And it's her married name. I would have never taken it.
Jessica - Feb 10, 2006 8:48:18 am PST #8525 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The girl defended herself by spraying a good long burst of Silly String into the dragon's mouth.
Bwahaha! That's adorable.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was at the NYC parade last week. (Along with fifteen thousand other dogs, which made walking around Chinatown even more of a contact sport than usual.) I tried to take a picture, but there were too many people in the way.
lisah - Feb 10, 2006 8:55:35 am PST #8526 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I invented a drink for my friend's Chinese New Year's party last week called the Pink Poodle. It was Champagne (sparkling rose would have been even better), pink grapefruit juice, pom juice, & pom seeds. It was delicious!
Toddson - Feb 10, 2006 9:10:41 am PST #8527 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
In zoo news, we now have a new baby porcupine - a porcupette. The good news - for mother porcupines - is that the quills are soft at birth (so no stabby stabby for her).
-t - Feb 10, 2006 9:26:10 am PST #8528 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh how I wish I had had more slack in my work day ealier in the week so I could have gotten in on the lunch having.
§ ita § - Feb 10, 2006 9:26:16 am PST #8529 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And it's her married name. I would have never taken it.
I can't not mention the friend whose mother's maiden name is Moyston and who married a Mr. Cumming.
And hyphenates.
It sounds like bull, but a) I know the daughter and b) google (sometimes I do to make sure I hadn't hallucinated it again).