Ex-gay penguins? Don't bet on it.
Tell that to Ray and Silo. t /still getting over that breakup
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Feb 10, 2006 7:56:03 am PST #8505 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
esse - Feb 10, 2006 7:56:23 am PST #8506 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Apparently when you re-freeze the liquified taquitos in your mini-fridge the stinky odor of imminent death dissipates somewhat. Oh, the things you learn as you near the end of college...
tommyrot - Feb 10, 2006 7:59:17 am PST #8507 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The problem was that the female Humboldt penguins have proven too shy in their advances, the director of the zoo in the northern port city of Bremerhaven said.
"The Swedes will not make the first move," Heike Kueck said.
The females were flown in last year in a bid to bring the males to mate and help save the Humboldt species from extinction.
Aha! Shy women cause men to turn gay!
Or maybe I shouldn't apply penguin psychology to humans. Or maybe Kueck is wrong.
juliana - Feb 10, 2006 8:00:52 am PST #8508 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
HMOG, am still sick. Grumble.
Katerina and Windsparrow are Teh Wise.
Hec, JZ, and Maidengurl, please to email me re: tomorrow.
Must to work! Love y'all.
Jessica - Feb 10, 2006 8:00:52 am PST #8509 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Aha! Shy women cause men to turn gay!
Maybe German penguins have something against Swedes.
Calli - Feb 10, 2006 8:02:28 am PST #8510 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Shy women cause men to turn gay!
Hmmm. Well, that's not helpful on a personal level, but it dovetails nicely with my fondness for slash, anyway.
tommyrot - Feb 10, 2006 8:04:08 am PST #8511 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Maybe German penguins have something against Swedes.
Maybe they should tart up the Swedish penguins a bit.
Gudanov - Feb 10, 2006 8:05:35 am PST #8512 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Since when do straight guys not go for Swedish gals?
SuziQ - Feb 10, 2006 8:16:32 am PST #8513 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
insent juliana
DCJensen - Feb 10, 2006 8:20:32 am PST #8514 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.