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Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Feb 04, 2006 8:44:24 pm PST #7661 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey brenda! Are you in the scotch yet?

I think those Teddy Girl styles would work beautifully on you. You need: (a) clutch bag; (b) perspex handled brolly; (c) cameo broach on top of your string tie; (d) coolie hat; (e) hair combed back in luxuriant waves (Not a problem for you. Or meara for that matter.)


Trudy Booth - Feb 04, 2006 8:45:08 pm PST #7662 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

see... its like a club with just one meeting a year... um, or an alumni group who just never went to college together... with tiaras. and porn. and glitter.


brenda m - Feb 04, 2006 8:46:14 pm PST #7663 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh. Yeah, I've had that conversation.

Cass, I hope that black cloud moves away from your vicinity soon. Too much shit. Sounds like Portland might be a good way to escape it. Glad to hear Pamela is doing well, though.


brenda m - Feb 04, 2006 8:49:05 pm PST #7664 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hey brenda! Are you in the scotch yet?

Close. I went for the Crown Royal. Which is low enough to remind me that I haven't been to Canada in too long.

Which I'm thinking I might take a weekend up in Ottawa soon - and then I remember. I finally scheduled a goddamn root canal for this week. By the time it's done (root canal, post and core - whatever the hell that is, and crown) it's going to cost me over two grand. The fuck? God damn I would give anything for dental insurance right now.


SuziQ - Feb 04, 2006 8:50:07 pm PST #7665 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Well, I got home from dinner out at 10:15 - 15 minutes after the girls' curfew...and beat them both home. Grumpy now. K-Bug had at least called to say she would be late. C, got a talking to both when I called to see where she was and when she showed up. At least CJ was asleep as he should have been.

Sigh.


Trudy Booth - Feb 04, 2006 8:54:16 pm PST #7666 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Temporary rant I will take down becaue I really DO like my mother rather a lot:


brenda m - Feb 04, 2006 8:57:06 pm PST #7667 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

From my experience as a kid, not a Mom, the call is the hugest thing. I got in trouble for not getting home on time still, but I was religious about making the call - and feeding my mom a bunch of BS that she didn't believe for a second, but that relieved her of the "dead in a ditch" thing. My brother never got that, and never understood why she was so much madder at him.

In sadly related news, my dad called to say he was coming by this afternoon and would stay the night. Talked to him at 5 when he was halfway to Chicago. Mind, he was planning to go to some fly fishing thing, and maybe Ikea, so I wasn't expecting him at 5:30 or anything.

At eight, I go ahead and order myself dinner and figure I'll share if he gets here.

At 10, after I've left like three messages on his phone, and gotten my sister to call him when she called me about something else, he calls from Ikea.

Then at 11:30, he calls from outside my building, where he's looking for parking.

Still not here, in case you were wondering.


Trudy Booth - Feb 04, 2006 8:57:57 pm PST #7668 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Holy shit. My aunt just called. They're upping my Grandmother's morphine. Looks like, well, looks like she could die within days of her sister. I'm feeling nauseous.


brenda m - Feb 04, 2006 8:58:45 pm PST #7669 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

x-posted parental rants, fun. So been there, Trudes.

Also, H had a fabulous time with you last weekend! (And wanted to know if you'd posted anything on the board.)


brenda m - Feb 04, 2006 8:59:33 pm PST #7670 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh my lord, Trudy. I'm sorry. And I hope things are/were peaceful for them both.