We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Dec 20, 2005 10:15:13 am PST #757 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I ♥ Kara.


Ginger - Dec 20, 2005 10:15:22 am PST #758 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

So Kara and Tarzan are the reason for the season. That explains a lot.


ChiKat - Dec 20, 2005 10:16:43 am PST #759 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

delivered by Johnny Depp

I love the way you think.


Deena - Dec 20, 2005 10:19:38 am PST #760 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

So Kara and Tarzan are the reason for the season. That explains a lot.

I don't mind celebrating Tarzan. He's a pretty cool guy. Kara makes sure we celebrate her every day, one way or another.


EpicTangent - Dec 20, 2005 10:28:57 am PST #761 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I am so ready to celebrate the birth of Kara. I don't feel quite as strongly about Tarzan, though I'm sure he's a swell guy and all. ( is Tarzan in heaven?)


brenda m - Dec 20, 2005 10:32:20 am PST #762 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Kara is just the best thing ever.


SuziQ - Dec 20, 2005 10:33:42 am PST #763 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I adore Kara.

Johnny Depp delivery service. I could get behind that.

Today has SUCKED. I can't concentrate for crap.


Sparky1 - Dec 20, 2005 10:40:01 am PST #764 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Kara is Teh Awesome.

{{{Bitches}}}

My DH went home early from work yesterday with The Ick and a workmate had to leave this morning. That ominous ticking sound you hear could be my immune system getting ready to go BOOM!


Trudy Booth - Dec 20, 2005 10:53:46 am PST #765 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Johnny Depp delivery service. I could get behind that.

He looks particularly good at that angle.


Steph L. - Dec 20, 2005 11:22:36 am PST #766 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I read Kara's comment to my co-workers, who laughed and laughed.