No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Dec 20, 2005 10:16:43 am PST #759 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

delivered by Johnny Depp

I love the way you think.


Deena - Dec 20, 2005 10:19:38 am PST #760 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

So Kara and Tarzan are the reason for the season. That explains a lot.

I don't mind celebrating Tarzan. He's a pretty cool guy. Kara makes sure we celebrate her every day, one way or another.


EpicTangent - Dec 20, 2005 10:28:57 am PST #761 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I am so ready to celebrate the birth of Kara. I don't feel quite as strongly about Tarzan, though I'm sure he's a swell guy and all. ( is Tarzan in heaven?)


brenda m - Dec 20, 2005 10:32:20 am PST #762 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Kara is just the best thing ever.


SuziQ - Dec 20, 2005 10:33:42 am PST #763 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I adore Kara.

Johnny Depp delivery service. I could get behind that.

Today has SUCKED. I can't concentrate for crap.


Sparky1 - Dec 20, 2005 10:40:01 am PST #764 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Kara is Teh Awesome.

{{{Bitches}}}

My DH went home early from work yesterday with The Ick and a workmate had to leave this morning. That ominous ticking sound you hear could be my immune system getting ready to go BOOM!


Trudy Booth - Dec 20, 2005 10:53:46 am PST #765 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Johnny Depp delivery service. I could get behind that.

He looks particularly good at that angle.


Steph L. - Dec 20, 2005 11:22:36 am PST #766 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I read Kara's comment to my co-workers, who laughed and laughed.


vw bug - Dec 20, 2005 11:29:50 am PST #767 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Kara is too adorable for words. I just want to eat her up.

Also, I'm a horrible mom. I just realized I forgot to feed Toto this morning. Poor hungry guy!


vw bug - Dec 20, 2005 11:34:33 am PST #768 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Poptarts:

Steph and Ginger wanted the Radical Acceptance chapter. Did anyone else? I'm too lazy to scroll back and look.