Yesterday's girdles for today's girl.
Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.
'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Feb 03, 2006 10:42:47 am PST #7558 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Feb 03, 2006 10:51:43 am PST #7559 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Yesterday's girdles for today's girl.
Tommyrot, you have NO idea how happy you just made a friend of mine.
t off to e-mail link....
tommyrot - Feb 03, 2006 10:54:26 am PST #7560 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, I figured somebody would find it usefull....
Steph L. - Feb 03, 2006 10:55:10 am PST #7561 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Well, I figured somebody would find it usefull....
More than you know.
Betsy HP - Feb 03, 2006 11:00:51 am PST #7562 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Aims - Feb 03, 2006 11:01:39 am PST #7563 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
That's fabulous.
tommyrot - Feb 03, 2006 11:03:20 am PST #7564 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
i This, OTOH, might be... less useful.
In The Stall With Those Cheerleaders
Witnesses's oral statements chronicle encounter at "Banana Joe's"
FEBRUARY 1--It's taken three months, but we've finally obtained a complete copy of the police report detailing witness accounts of what allegedly happened between those two Carolina Panther cheerleaders in the bathroom of a Tampa nightclub last November. Responding to an open records request, Hillsborough County prosecutors have provided TSG with statements of three female witnesses who told cops what they saw transpire between Angela Keathley, 26, and Victoria Renee Thomas, 21, in the Banana Joe's loo. The statements, previously withheld by Tampa cops, tell of moaning, "going down," and eyes rolling back into one woman's head as Keathley and Thomas allegedly cavorted in a bathroom stall--much to the consternation of a long line of women waiting to use the facilities. In fact, the cheerleader antics resulted in catcalls of "bitches" and "whores" from steamed patrons. According to prosecutors, upon exiting the stall, Thomas (pictured at left) punched one of the waiting patrons, Melissa Holden, in the face and Keathley got rowdy when cops arrived to break up the brawl. Last week, Keathley pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and obstructing a police officer and was sentenced to six months probation on the misdemeanors. Thomas is facing more serious charges, including a misdemeanor battery count and a felony rap for providing a false name to a law enforcement officer. When she was arrested, an "extremely intoxicated" Thomas gave her name as that of a fellow Panthers cheerleader, Kristen Owen, 22. Thomas also provided cops with a North Carolina drivers license issued to Owen, whom she resembles. At the time of the incident, Thomas (who is referred to as Owen in the witness statements) was 20 and would presumably have needed ID showing her to be old enough to enter a bar. (6 pages)
Topic!Cindy - Feb 03, 2006 11:03:28 am PST #7565 of 10001
What is even happening?
Holy Cow. It's a Bitch tiara.We're being watched. From inside the house.
Betsy HP - Feb 03, 2006 11:03:39 am PST #7566 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
At that price, it's probably not rhinestone, but still... wow.
Betsy HP - Feb 03, 2006 11:18:33 am PST #7567 of 10001
If I only had a brain...