I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Tom Scola - Feb 03, 2006 9:54:19 am PST #7549 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

And if it's an anatomically correct Kilowog...


Betsy HP - Feb 03, 2006 10:01:42 am PST #7550 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

It was Hal.


DavidS - Feb 03, 2006 10:02:35 am PST #7551 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Note to file: Kilowog cock kills thread dead.


Betsy HP - Feb 03, 2006 10:03:17 am PST #7552 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

It wasn't this poster, in which Supes gets equal time.

[link]


DCJensen - Feb 03, 2006 10:09:16 am PST #7553 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Overheard in New York is time suck central.

Conductor: The train's dispatcher has given us a red signal. Thank you for your patience. In just a few minutes we shall return to normalcy!

--F train


Burrell - Feb 03, 2006 10:09:34 am PST #7554 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Just woke up from an interesting dream: ita and Patrick Stewart were fighting. In the middle of the fight, ita had some back trouble, so Patrick graciously performed a chiropractic adjustment on her, and they continued fighting.

That may well be the best buffista-inspired dream evah.


P.M. Marc - Feb 03, 2006 10:10:55 am PST #7555 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Guy as a guy is gruesome, but Guy as a gal = good: [link]


Trudy Booth - Feb 03, 2006 10:30:28 am PST #7556 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And Green Lantern, who is *so* anatomically correct it hurts.

t Super Porny Pants raises eyebrow, recommends Astroglide


Topic!Cindy - Feb 03, 2006 10:40:32 am PST #7557 of 10001
What is even happening?

PS to Cindy, re: screened LJ pollish thing from weeks ago. I keep meaning to copy your response to my response to email and continue the conversation. I keep remembering this when I have no access to either, or lack time.
So, you know, if you get a random email from me months from now? I honestly meant to send it same-day.
Heh. You're my kind of people, baby. Just so you don't stew in I-have-to-get-back-to-that guilt, please know it took me a full five minutes to realize you meant the conversation in my own entry. I was trying to remember what poll type thing you'd done.

OINY that made me do a double-take.
Heh. I just emailed it to her. I did a double-take, even though I was expecting double-taking.

(I'm sure she'll get right caught up with her email, within the next year, or so.)


tommyrot - Feb 03, 2006 10:42:47 am PST #7558 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yesterday's girdles for today's girl.