(If it's anatomically-correct Guy, I'm'a have to spork out my eyes.)
If it's anatomically-correct John, I'm'a have to join Betsy's gym.
Riley: Oh, yeah. Sorry 'bout last time. Heard I missed out on some fun. Xander: Oh yeah, fun was had. Also frolic, merriment and near-death hijinks.
'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Calli - Feb 03, 2006 9:48:33 am PST #7547 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Jessica - Feb 03, 2006 9:53:30 am PST #7548 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Tom Scola - Feb 03, 2006 9:54:19 am PST #7549 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
And if it's an anatomically correct Kilowog...
Betsy HP - Feb 03, 2006 10:01:42 am PST #7550 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
It was Hal.
DavidS - Feb 03, 2006 10:02:35 am PST #7551 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Note to file: Kilowog cock kills thread dead.
Betsy HP - Feb 03, 2006 10:03:17 am PST #7552 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
DCJensen - Feb 03, 2006 10:09:16 am PST #7553 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Overheard in New York is time suck central.
Conductor: The train's dispatcher has given us a red signal. Thank you for your patience. In just a few minutes we shall return to normalcy!
--F train
Burrell - Feb 03, 2006 10:09:34 am PST #7554 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Just woke up from an interesting dream: ita and Patrick Stewart were fighting. In the middle of the fight, ita had some back trouble, so Patrick graciously performed a chiropractic adjustment on her, and they continued fighting.
That may well be the best buffista-inspired dream evah.
P.M. Marc - Feb 03, 2006 10:10:55 am PST #7555 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Guy as a guy is gruesome, but Guy as a gal = good: [link]
Trudy Booth - Feb 03, 2006 10:30:28 am PST #7556 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
And Green Lantern, who is *so* anatomically correct it hurts.
t Super Porny Pants raises eyebrow, recommends Astroglide