(If it's anatomically-correct Guy, I'm'a have to spork out my eyes.)
If it's anatomically-correct John, I'm'a have to join Betsy's gym.
Poor Buffy. Your life resists all things average.
Willow ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Calli - Feb 03, 2006 9:48:33 am PST #7547 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Jessica - Feb 03, 2006 9:53:30 am PST #7548 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Tom Scola - Feb 03, 2006 9:54:19 am PST #7549 of 10001
hwæt
And if it's an anatomically correct Kilowog...
Betsy HP - Feb 03, 2006 10:01:42 am PST #7550 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
It was Hal.
DavidS - Feb 03, 2006 10:02:35 am PST #7551 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Note to file: Kilowog cock kills thread dead.
Betsy HP - Feb 03, 2006 10:03:17 am PST #7552 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
DCJensen - Feb 03, 2006 10:09:16 am PST #7553 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Overheard in New York is time suck central.
Conductor: The train's dispatcher has given us a red signal. Thank you for your patience. In just a few minutes we shall return to normalcy!
--F train
Burrell - Feb 03, 2006 10:09:34 am PST #7554 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Just woke up from an interesting dream: ita and Patrick Stewart were fighting. In the middle of the fight, ita had some back trouble, so Patrick graciously performed a chiropractic adjustment on her, and they continued fighting.
That may well be the best buffista-inspired dream evah.
P.M. Marc - Feb 03, 2006 10:10:55 am PST #7555 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Guy as a guy is gruesome, but Guy as a gal = good: [link]
Trudy Booth - Feb 03, 2006 10:30:28 am PST #7556 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
And Green Lantern, who is *so* anatomically correct it hurts.
t Super Porny Pants raises eyebrow, recommends Astroglide