Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.

Lorne ,'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Jan 30, 2006 9:09:00 am PST #6748 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That's sad about Wendy Wasserstein.

ION, a gallery of demonic-looking children from vintage food ads.


tommyrot - Jan 30, 2006 9:15:54 am PST #6749 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ah yes - the good ol' days... when children were demonic.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 30, 2006 9:18:57 am PST #6750 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Since I will be on my way home by then, some early interview-ma for Jilli {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{


Frankenbuddha - Jan 30, 2006 9:22:01 am PST #6751 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

ION, a gallery of demonic-looking children from vintage food ads.

Wow - the two girls in the top row center are some serious nightmare fuel. shudder

The food at the bottom is also disturbing, but not nearly as bad as the gallery of regrettable food: [link]


Amy - Jan 30, 2006 9:25:07 am PST #6752 of 10001
Because books.

Interview ~ma for Jilli!


JZ - Jan 30, 2006 9:26:54 am PST #6753 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, man, the full pictures are even more disturbing. Freckly Boy and Pork 'n' Beans Boy, in particular, look like they're enjoing a brief and delightful palate cleanser in between their merry meals of spicy, spicy brains.

Also, if I ever, ever feel the smallest desire to return to meat-eating, the full portrait of Ham Shortcakes with Pea Sauce will turn me right back around again.

Bundles of -ma to Jilli, beautifully wrapped and decorated with strands of Dior goth pearls and glittery sprinkles of professionalism and hiring desirability.


beth b - Jan 30, 2006 9:35:01 am PST #6754 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

sending the ma~~~


Nicole - Jan 30, 2006 9:37:09 am PST #6755 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Yay for Beej and Erin having good dates. Whether the dates blossom into anything else is a secondary issue because, Hello!, good dates are not the norm. Seriously. Today alone I have heard horror stories from three co-workers that went on dates this weekend. Yes, I giggled, but that's hardly the point. Erin and Beej are very brave and were rewarded for their bravery. Good onya.

That is my story and I am sticking to it. I also know to lawyer up if questioned about my unplanned clumsiness that resulted in the scattering of ashes in a beloved location. Twice.

Cass - I've BTDT with my grandparents, as well. Also a couple of dogs that have passed on. Different location than yours but same type of situation. Oops! But I'm glad it was a lovely day.

Steph, yay for BigBoss!

{{{MG}}} & {{{Juliana}}}

Lots and lots of interview~ma for Jilli who has no reason to be nervous because she's JILLI!


Frankenbuddha - Jan 30, 2006 9:42:58 am PST #6756 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Also, if I ever, ever feel the smallest desire to return to meat-eating, the full portrait of Ham Shortcakes with Pea Sauce will turn me right back around again.

I dunno, the all vegetable "Peas in potato boats" looks like it takes the Ipecac award to me, though the "Luncheon meat with pineapple" is the most vile looking meat dish I've seen since the movie RAVENOUS.


meara - Jan 30, 2006 9:44:30 am PST #6757 of 10001

Yay good dates!

So I put an "I Saw You" ad on craigslist for that girl from Friday night. I just got an email from some OTHER girl named Lisa who was at the bar, saying "could this be me??" Sigh.

And, I'm in the Norfolk airport, bitter because my computer is jealous of my TiVo-love, and won't play my Grey's Anatomy DVD.

Wendy Wasserstein

That's so sad, and too young, but my first thought was "didn't she just have a kid a few years ago? The poor baby!!" (And indeed, she had a kid 7 years ago)