Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jan 29, 2006 10:31:50 am PST #6646 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Marked. I imagine a strong scented oil would be helpful with the seal salt.


Strix - Jan 29, 2006 10:43:20 am PST #6647 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hrm. Yes.

L'eau du sel de seal is not so sexy, I think.

Unless, like the woman who married a dolphin, you have a tendresse for the marine life.


DavidS - Jan 29, 2006 10:50:46 am PST #6648 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Unless, like the woman who married a dolphin, you have a tendresse for the marine life.

Anybody who can put a sentence like this together is a good coffee date.

Huh. I forgot there was an autogyro in It Happened One Night.


Steph L. - Jan 29, 2006 10:55:59 am PST #6649 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I forgot there was an autogyro in It Happened One Night.

For a moment, whenever I read "autogyro," the first thing I automatically think of -- every single time -- is Greek food that cooks itself.


Strix - Jan 29, 2006 11:01:27 am PST #6650 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Gyro sounds GOOOD.

signed, Just ate Special K, and it's sadly lacking poetry, and cucumber sauce.


Betsy HP - Jan 29, 2006 11:01:53 am PST #6651 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I don't know about you guys, but if I were this guy, I'd worry a lot.


tommyrot - Jan 29, 2006 11:14:38 am PST #6652 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't know about you guys, but if I were this guy, I'd worry a lot.

I think those around him should worry more. To the extent of keeping knives and other sharp objects away from him.

Or maybe they took 1000 photos, and chose the one photo where he looks crazy....


Betsy HP - Jan 29, 2006 11:14:38 am PST #6653 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Gotharini, check out this choker from the current Christian Dior collection:

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tommyrot - Jan 29, 2006 11:15:37 am PST #6654 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Gotharini, check out this choker from the current Christian Dior collection:

I need to get a girlfriend, so she can wear that.


Strix - Jan 29, 2006 11:20:41 am PST #6655 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Me no likey. It looks like arterial gush clotted on it.