I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Jan 29, 2006 10:25:18 am PST #6644 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Scrub is easy. Fine seal salt mixed with Nuetrogena scentless sesame oil until it's a mushy paste. (Add oil slowly and mix with a spoon or finger til it's a paste.)

Today, though, I added salt to Allure shower gel, and am letting it sit to soak up scent. I have Allure body lotion for afters-moisturizing.

If your doing oil/salt combo, you can add about 10-15 drops of whatever essential oil you like: mint for wake-up, jasmine and sandalwood for sexy, grapefruit or bergamot for cheerful, are some of my favorite. Oh, and lavender for sleepy-calm.

EDIT: Um, SEA salt, not SEAL salt. Hee.


DavidS - Jan 29, 2006 10:31:28 am PST #6645 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I already have a bunch of requests for Frank Thomas, but between K-Bug and I, we can try for any special requests.

Huston Street or Swish would be good. Or Blanton. Emmett identifies with the young guys. I'll give you money to buy baseballs. Anything would be lovely.


Laura - Jan 29, 2006 10:31:50 am PST #6646 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Marked. I imagine a strong scented oil would be helpful with the seal salt.


Strix - Jan 29, 2006 10:43:20 am PST #6647 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hrm. Yes.

L'eau du sel de seal is not so sexy, I think.

Unless, like the woman who married a dolphin, you have a tendresse for the marine life.


DavidS - Jan 29, 2006 10:50:46 am PST #6648 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Unless, like the woman who married a dolphin, you have a tendresse for the marine life.

Anybody who can put a sentence like this together is a good coffee date.

Huh. I forgot there was an autogyro in It Happened One Night.


Steph L. - Jan 29, 2006 10:55:59 am PST #6649 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I forgot there was an autogyro in It Happened One Night.

For a moment, whenever I read "autogyro," the first thing I automatically think of -- every single time -- is Greek food that cooks itself.


Strix - Jan 29, 2006 11:01:27 am PST #6650 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Gyro sounds GOOOD.

signed, Just ate Special K, and it's sadly lacking poetry, and cucumber sauce.


Betsy HP - Jan 29, 2006 11:01:53 am PST #6651 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I don't know about you guys, but if I were this guy, I'd worry a lot.


tommyrot - Jan 29, 2006 11:14:38 am PST #6652 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't know about you guys, but if I were this guy, I'd worry a lot.

I think those around him should worry more. To the extent of keeping knives and other sharp objects away from him.

Or maybe they took 1000 photos, and chose the one photo where he looks crazy....


Betsy HP - Jan 29, 2006 11:14:38 am PST #6653 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Gotharini, check out this choker from the current Christian Dior collection:

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