I'm fairly certain I said no interruptions.

Buffy ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Jan 27, 2006 9:30:41 pm PST #6532 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Some people should not be allowed to Karioke. OMG.


meara - Jan 27, 2006 10:18:32 pm PST #6533 of 10001

Augh. Why am I so smooth when I don't need it, and when a REALLY HOT girl walks up to me in the club, and asks if I could hand her some napkins, and introduces herself, and leans in to me, and puts her hand on my thigh...and I"m like "Uh, hi".

t thunk


Laura - Jan 28, 2006 4:39:28 am PST #6534 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Next time we're together we will have to do flirting lessons meara. It's tragic for hot chicks to be coquetry challenged. I'm sure there are quite a few here that will volunteer to practice flirting with you.


Laura - Jan 28, 2006 6:33:05 am PST #6535 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

sashays naked through the thread tossing glitter

cries because no one notices


Ginger - Jan 28, 2006 6:46:31 am PST #6536 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

whistles and claps


Jessica - Jan 28, 2006 7:05:06 am PST #6537 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I hate my post office so fucking much right now.

The phone number printed on the "Sorry we missed you!" notice is out of service. The phone number I was given when I called the 1-800 number, also out of service. The phone number listed on the web site? Is a fax line.

As I was unable to speak to anyone personally, I placed four redelivery requests online for this package. All were ignored -- they didn't try to redeliver once. And when I went to place another one today, I was informed that the package had been returned to the sender.

STAB STAB FUCK FUCK STAB.

(I sent them a nasty complaint email, and an apologetic email to calendars.com asking them to re-ship my order.)


vw bug - Jan 28, 2006 7:19:32 am PST #6538 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Go, Laura!!!

Jessica, that is RIDICULOUS! I'm so sorry.

HELLO, Bitches! I've missed you the last couple of days. I've been so busy, I've barely had time to stop by. Hugs and kisses to everyone!

I just got an e-mail thank you note from my cousin's new baby...with a picture of him sleeping covered with the blanket I crocheted him. It's just about the cutest thing ever.


sj - Jan 28, 2006 7:24:14 am PST #6539 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

sj, I'm seeing you in a new and different job with people who are not assholes. It's a better picture. That last job sucked.

Thanks, Hec. I hope you're right.

I have been having the vivid upsetting dreams too lately. I woke up a couple times last night in a complete panick because of what I was dreaming about.


meara - Jan 28, 2006 7:25:25 am PST #6540 of 10001

Ooh, Jessica, that is EVIL. The Post Office is FUCKED UP--when I called the 800 number to get my local post office's number, they didn't HAVE it. Nor could they tell me which local post office was actually *mine*--they didn't know! Ridiculousness.

Next time we're together we will have to do flirting lessons meara.

No, see...normally I'm Super!Flirt. One time in college my friends gave me ANTIflirting lessons, cause I needed them.

But somehow, she came and talked to me and I just was NOT following through, cause I'm a MORON. Sigh. I really hope she reads craigslist, but I'm somehow doubting it'll be that easy.


vw bug - Jan 28, 2006 7:32:58 am PST #6541 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I uploaded the picture if anyone wants to take a look at either the cutie baby or the blankie: [link]