Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jan 25, 2006 2:33:51 pm PST #6205 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The Goolies was an animated cartoon about monsters, right?

Yep. We wrote about them in the Bubblegum book. I've got their one LP.


§ ita § - Jan 25, 2006 2:47:42 pm PST #6206 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh. Not the comedy group.


Katerina Bee - Jan 25, 2006 2:52:00 pm PST #6207 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Is this the same boss with the whole check-giving-taking-back-basically-stealing-money-from-you Harpy that you spoke of earlier? If so, I think the dirk may not be strong enough punishment. For her, I'll borrow Lord McFionn's broadsword. *gets firm two-handed "poke" ready*

Yes, the very same. For her, I think we should open the floor for general target practice. Dirks, broadswords, maces – heck. Where’s the trebuchet? We’ll need that too. Thanks Epic! Hey, ex-Boss? Here’s some freakin’ stabbity-poke for ya. Gimme my check back.

{{Gudanov}} Dude. Please. Take care of yourself, for us? Don’t make yourself sick with the not-eating, it will be the worse for you in the long run. Deferred maintenance on the corporeal form is so not the way to go. I keep thinking that there must be a million women out there who would be ever so grateful if they could only have a nice smart man with a sense of humor like you. A guy who holds down a job, takes care of the children, pays the bills, does chores around the house, goes to therapy and visits with the relatives too. I fear that I may be thinking harsh thoughts about your wife, that she’s stunningly unappreciative, whatever her troubles. I’d like to send her a bad dream about what things would be like for her if suddenly she had to do without you for awhile.

I bought an elegant Jones New York skirt suit at the thrift today. In case I need to look professional someday. The label said, Dry Clean Only, but I laughed cruelly and threw it into the washer to take its chances. Take that, delicate rayon fabric! The only mercy it will get from me is that I’ll whisk it out of the dryer before long and hang it up to finish drying. Muaah-hah-hah, I feel like I’m getting away with something.

Next project: Figure out a good lie to cover an overly longish blank spot on my resume, because I don’t want the Harpy having the chance to say anything about me to anyone ever. I wonder if anyone would believe me if I claimed I'd facilitated the Disney-Pixar deal?


SuziQ - Jan 25, 2006 3:05:56 pm PST #6208 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Hec - did you see the big news? We the the Big Hurt for a year. If you want me to try to get his autograph at Spring Training, bring me a ball sometime.


Cass - Jan 25, 2006 3:10:01 pm PST #6209 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I've never had much trouble washing rayon. Taking it out of the dryer (low) early is key though.

Me and dry cleaning have a really rocky relationship. We don't see each other much.


Ginger - Jan 25, 2006 3:20:46 pm PST #6210 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Dry cleaning and I were close for years, because of the whole not-ironing thing, but then I left the corporate world. Working at home really lets the inner sloven out.


Beverly - Jan 25, 2006 3:39:45 pm PST #6211 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh darn, am I late in stabbity-poking Katie's ex-boss (and good riddance, ptui!)? I have a collection of stabbity objects. Fortunately or un, they're also edged, though, so I mustn't get carried away.

Of course I always hear Richie Cunningham impersonating Richard Widmark in Kiss of Death, "Cut, cut, cut! Slice, slice, slice! (evil cackle) Heheheheh!" when I contemplate Katie's e-vile ex-boss.


Katerina Bee - Jan 25, 2006 3:41:54 pm PST #6212 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Me and ironing don't get along. I'm okay with hanging clothes up carefully to dry, but there is no ironing of the wardrobe here. That brown paisley suit looks like it has survived the trauma of the washer. So, Ginger, is it sweats or jeans that you sloven in? Me, I prefer something from the velour family.


DavidS - Jan 25, 2006 3:42:26 pm PST #6213 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec - did you see the big news? We the the Big Hurt for a year. If you want me to try to get his autograph at Spring Training, bring me a ball sometime.

Holy shit. That means they'll probably trade Payton or Kielty, move Swish back to RF and DJ to 1B. Still - that's a big damn bat if he can stay healthy. And the A's have a long tradition of picking up Veteran Black Sluggers: Dave Parker, Don Baylor, Ron Gant, Dave Justice...

If he can stay healthy...


Cass - Jan 25, 2006 3:47:41 pm PST #6214 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh I don't iron either. It's just that I don't get to see the stuff that needs to go to the cleaners as often because it sits in a bad in my backseat for weeks and months until I actually manage to stop and give them my clothes and my money. On the upside, instant new wardrobe once I pick things up.