It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Jan 23, 2006 12:24:59 pm PST #5899 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, Aimée, I'm so sorry.

Daniel, good on you.


DebetEsse - Jan 23, 2006 12:25:17 pm PST #5900 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

{{{{Aimee}}}}

DCJ, that's great (even if wrapped in a less-than-complimentary package)


lisah - Jan 23, 2006 12:26:35 pm PST #5901 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Aimée, I'm so sorry for your loss.


sumi - Jan 23, 2006 12:26:38 pm PST #5902 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Aimee, I'm so sorry for your loss, but part of me is marvelling because I didn't even know all of my grandparents - much less the great-grands.

And excellent news Daniel!


Aims - Jan 23, 2006 12:33:34 pm PST #5903 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thanks guys. I'm numb.

She was a wonderful lady. Lived 100 years, saw so many things that few people see. And I'm glad my mom and sister got up there intime to be with her.

I hate being an adult.


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2006 12:34:52 pm PST #5904 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Aimee, I'm so sorry.

And Daniel, that's excellent. I think that the Unemployment Office's definition of "misconduct" involves things like embezzlement -- things where the company suffers actual measurable loss.


erikaj - Jan 23, 2006 12:38:15 pm PST #5905 of 10001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Aimee, I'm sorry. I knew my great-grandmother but she was a beast. I'm glad to hear that yours was not.


DCJensen - Jan 23, 2006 12:39:39 pm PST #5906 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I think that the Unemployment Office's definition of "misconduct" involves things like embezzlement -- things where the company suffers actual measurable loss.

They also measure intent. They would be had pressed in proving intent on my part, having no history of such behavior.


beth b - Jan 23, 2006 12:41:02 pm PST #5907 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

{{Aimee}}

and yay - but I hope you find something soon, Daniel.


Nicole - Jan 23, 2006 12:42:39 pm PST #5908 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Aimee, I'm sorry for your loss but I'm glad you had the chance to know her. What a blessing. {{{you}}}

Daniel, that's great news. I'd rather you still had your job but I'm glad the BS didn't keep piling up.