I've been to see the Aunts and stopped off at the grocery for some Nicorette. Heading out pretty soon to watch the game at K & J's place. I have most of a pack of cigarettes left, which will get me through the game and the remainder of today. Then I'm done smoking. (I'm tempted to add I hope but that's just an out. I can do this.)

MG, can you steal K-Bug's iPod so you can tune out whatever DH is watching? Or maybe send DH to his room?

GRONK.

Stupid need to sleep.

Stupid "being awake".

Now I want breakfast, but I want someone to bring it to me. I don't want ot have to get dressed and go OUT and get it. Nor do I want to like, MAKE it. Way too much effort involved in both of those...

Mwahahaha!

Have done the thing I was trying ALL WEEKEND to do.

And it didn't take very long, once I was able to lock myself in the basement with the computer that's actual set up for what I wanted to do.

MG, can you steal K-Bug's iPod

Duh, the darn thing is sitting right next to me too....But I'm ready for a break. C is going to help me dye my hair soon, then we are off to Berkeley to wander around Telegraph. I'm 75% done with my homework. My next role play thingie -

You are Captain Meriwether Lewis or William Clark and have just returned with members of the Corps of Discovery to St. Louis. You have been asked by President Jefferson to write a letter to Congress describing the expedition, your encounters, the discoveries you made and a testimonial that the expedition served the best interests of America.

Oh fun!!!

Have done the thing I was trying ALL WEEKEND to do.

Beat Paul over the head with a copy of The Mommy Trap?

Hee! No, I'm saving that one.

Happy Birthday, Andi!!!! You deserve all kinds of peace, joy and love.

I hope the Miracleborns are feeling better today.

My iPod is still acting dead. If it is doing the same tomorrow, Genius Bar as I have no interest in being at a mall on a weekend.

Pamela is flying back to Portland now and I slept in until 10. Now have coffee and nothing that I need to do today.

Oh, more drydrydry wishes for the swimming iPod.

A troubador friend once left his iBook on the roof of his truck and drove off, oblivious. He later said that his warrenty with Apple didn't cover theft, but it did cover 'stupidity' (his word) and they replaced it right quick.

If the iPod does not revive, may you be so lucky!

You are Captain Meriwether Lewis or William Clark and have just returned with members of the Corps of Discovery to St. Louis.

If you are Meriwether Lewis, you're suffering from severe depression. Should you factor that into your account?

Dear President Jefferson,

We had the shits a lot. Next time, try dosing your expeditions with the pink stuff. KTHX, us.

Dear Snot Monster,

If you insist on plaguing the Miracleborns, you should at least be considerate enough to bring Puffs Plus along with you.

KTHXGBYE, me.