I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Jan 22, 2006 9:34:42 am PST #5655 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

MG, can you steal K-Bug's iPod

Duh, the darn thing is sitting right next to me too....But I'm ready for a break. C is going to help me dye my hair soon, then we are off to Berkeley to wander around Telegraph. I'm 75% done with my homework. My next role play thingie -

You are Captain Meriwether Lewis or William Clark and have just returned with members of the Corps of Discovery to St. Louis. You have been asked by President Jefferson to write a letter to Congress describing the expedition, your encounters, the discoveries you made and a testimonial that the expedition served the best interests of America.

Oh fun!!!


Topic!Cindy - Jan 22, 2006 9:36:04 am PST #5656 of 10001
What is even happening?

Have done the thing I was trying ALL WEEKEND to do.

Beat Paul over the head with a copy of The Mommy Trap?


P.M. Marc - Jan 22, 2006 9:50:11 am PST #5657 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Hee! No, I'm saving that one.


Cass - Jan 22, 2006 9:51:16 am PST #5658 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Happy Birthday, Andi!!!! You deserve all kinds of peace, joy and love.

I hope the Miracleborns are feeling better today.

My iPod is still acting dead. If it is doing the same tomorrow, Genius Bar as I have no interest in being at a mall on a weekend.

Pamela is flying back to Portland now and I slept in until 10. Now have coffee and nothing that I need to do today.


beekaytee - Jan 22, 2006 9:58:49 am PST #5659 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Oh, more drydrydry wishes for the swimming iPod.

A troubador friend once left his iBook on the roof of his truck and drove off, oblivious. He later said that his warrenty with Apple didn't cover theft, but it did cover 'stupidity' (his word) and they replaced it right quick.

If the iPod does not revive, may you be so lucky!


Ginger - Jan 22, 2006 10:14:27 am PST #5660 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

You are Captain Meriwether Lewis or William Clark and have just returned with members of the Corps of Discovery to St. Louis.

If you are Meriwether Lewis, you're suffering from severe depression. Should you factor that into your account?


WindSparrow - Jan 22, 2006 10:31:51 am PST #5661 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Dear President Jefferson,

We had the shits a lot. Next time, try dosing your expeditions with the pink stuff. KTHX, us.

Dear Snot Monster,

If you insist on plaguing the Miracleborns, you should at least be considerate enough to bring Puffs Plus along with you.

KTHXGBYE, me.


ChiKat - Jan 22, 2006 10:36:04 am PST #5662 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy Birthday, WindSparrow!!!

How wrong is it that I'm at work today? Wrong wrong wrong like a very wrong thing.


Laura - Jan 22, 2006 10:45:08 am PST #5663 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

That is wrong ChiKat. I would prefer to be at work myself. It would be far less work than the housework. Yuck.


SuziQ - Jan 22, 2006 11:00:54 am PST #5664 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

The hair is now dyed. It is a light brown. I think I like it....