This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Jan 19, 2006 8:00:58 am PST #5277 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have Alton Brown on my boobies.

t is jealous


Sean K - Jan 19, 2006 8:01:03 am PST #5278 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

HI AIMS!

YAY! for Alton Brown boobies.


Cass - Jan 19, 2006 8:02:07 am PST #5279 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I love Portland. Powell's, good public transit, nice housing stock, and killer soil.
See? This is why I feel I should be a part of it. And not only good soil, but rain too so I can't kill things by just forgetting to water. It's perfect.

And close-ish to Seattle too.


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2006 8:02:18 am PST #5280 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just took apart my main keyboard and washed it yesterday. It looks much better. Backup keyboard should be washed this weekend.

I wish I could do that for my work keyboard. The wipes and the airblower are nothing in comparison.


Ginger - Jan 19, 2006 8:08:37 am PST #5281 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

See, what everyone's problem is, they're desecrating the tea by putting any sweetener in it in the first place.

I'm with Jars. I don't even sweeten iced tea.

Yay, vw!

My coffee and brand-new-wireless keyboard accident was fatal to the keyboard, at least for people who need more than wwwwwwwwww to communicate.


amych - Jan 19, 2006 8:09:49 am PST #5282 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Portland is always at the top of my dream-cities list, but then the West-Coastiness of it comes and slaps me in the face.


DebetEsse - Jan 19, 2006 8:10:21 am PST #5283 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

With tea-tea, I only sweeten if it's that or non-diary powder "lightener".

With non-tea-brewing-type stuff, I'll sometimes sweeten.


P.M. Marc - Jan 19, 2006 8:11:02 am PST #5284 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Portland is always at the top of my dream-cities list, but then the West-Coastiness of it comes and slaps me in the face.

What's wrong with the West Coast? Hmm?


Sean K - Jan 19, 2006 8:12:09 am PST #5285 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Portland is always at the top of my dream-cities list, but then the West-Coastiness of it comes and slaps me in the face.

What's wrong with the West Coast? Hmm?

Yeah!?!? What's with the hatin'?


Topic!Cindy - Jan 19, 2006 8:12:31 am PST #5286 of 10001
What is even happening?

Cindy, I once had a tea vs. keyboard accident and a lot of my keys went wonky. They all fixed themselves except the apostrophe key, which still refuses to work unless I smash it with my fist.

That's my kind of apostrophe abuse, Jars.

As soon as the spill happened, I flipped the keyboard upside down, so that the water would come right back out. Then I shook it, and lightly banged it, just to make sure. Every once in a while, things still won't work for tick, then they work again.

I agree with this:

Well, different strokes and all that. But what I can tell you is that sugar in tea is bad and also wrong. Intolerent, moi?

...except when I'm sick with certain sicknesses, and then I agree with ita's comment:

Sometimes sweet milky tea (attained with condensed milk, optimally) is the cure for what ails you. Works well, in conjunction with a book, a comfy chair and a blanket to combat the pouts.
although I use regular milk and sugar, mainly because I'd never thought of trying it with the sweetened condensed. Now I'm having a Winnie the Pooh moment. Now I'm done.

t whinge I've had the crappiest little headache since last night. It's like a neck tension-fluid in ears-sinus-wind/air pressure induced little bitch, and I can't subdue it. I only felt good while I was in the shower. I'd take an anti-histimine, but sometimes they give me anxiety, and the pain is dull enough, that I'd rather have it, than anxiety. Also, sometimes anti-histimines backfire on my sinus stuff, particularly if I'm not feeling otherwise allergic to anything, and make my sinus headaches worse.

Can I stay in a hot shower for the rest of the day?

Whee! Just got a text from Pamela to see if I was up yet. Good thing I did my chores early. Pretty much only have to put sheets on my bed once they dry and a little more laundry. Off to shower and then we brunch.

Yay! Enjoy, Cass.

What's wrong with the West Coast? Hmm?
You people just aren't tense enough, present company excluded.