Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Jan 19, 2006 8:01:03 am PST #5278 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

HI AIMS!

YAY! for Alton Brown boobies.


Cass - Jan 19, 2006 8:02:07 am PST #5279 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I love Portland. Powell's, good public transit, nice housing stock, and killer soil.
See? This is why I feel I should be a part of it. And not only good soil, but rain too so I can't kill things by just forgetting to water. It's perfect.

And close-ish to Seattle too.


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2006 8:02:18 am PST #5280 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just took apart my main keyboard and washed it yesterday. It looks much better. Backup keyboard should be washed this weekend.

I wish I could do that for my work keyboard. The wipes and the airblower are nothing in comparison.


Ginger - Jan 19, 2006 8:08:37 am PST #5281 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

See, what everyone's problem is, they're desecrating the tea by putting any sweetener in it in the first place.

I'm with Jars. I don't even sweeten iced tea.

Yay, vw!

My coffee and brand-new-wireless keyboard accident was fatal to the keyboard, at least for people who need more than wwwwwwwwww to communicate.


amych - Jan 19, 2006 8:09:49 am PST #5282 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Portland is always at the top of my dream-cities list, but then the West-Coastiness of it comes and slaps me in the face.


DebetEsse - Jan 19, 2006 8:10:21 am PST #5283 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

With tea-tea, I only sweeten if it's that or non-diary powder "lightener".

With non-tea-brewing-type stuff, I'll sometimes sweeten.


P.M. Marc - Jan 19, 2006 8:11:02 am PST #5284 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Portland is always at the top of my dream-cities list, but then the West-Coastiness of it comes and slaps me in the face.

What's wrong with the West Coast? Hmm?


Sean K - Jan 19, 2006 8:12:09 am PST #5285 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Portland is always at the top of my dream-cities list, but then the West-Coastiness of it comes and slaps me in the face.

What's wrong with the West Coast? Hmm?

Yeah!?!? What's with the hatin'?


Topic!Cindy - Jan 19, 2006 8:12:31 am PST #5286 of 10001
What is even happening?

Cindy, I once had a tea vs. keyboard accident and a lot of my keys went wonky. They all fixed themselves except the apostrophe key, which still refuses to work unless I smash it with my fist.

That's my kind of apostrophe abuse, Jars.

As soon as the spill happened, I flipped the keyboard upside down, so that the water would come right back out. Then I shook it, and lightly banged it, just to make sure. Every once in a while, things still won't work for tick, then they work again.

I agree with this:

Well, different strokes and all that. But what I can tell you is that sugar in tea is bad and also wrong. Intolerent, moi?

...except when I'm sick with certain sicknesses, and then I agree with ita's comment:

Sometimes sweet milky tea (attained with condensed milk, optimally) is the cure for what ails you. Works well, in conjunction with a book, a comfy chair and a blanket to combat the pouts.
although I use regular milk and sugar, mainly because I'd never thought of trying it with the sweetened condensed. Now I'm having a Winnie the Pooh moment. Now I'm done.

t whinge I've had the crappiest little headache since last night. It's like a neck tension-fluid in ears-sinus-wind/air pressure induced little bitch, and I can't subdue it. I only felt good while I was in the shower. I'd take an anti-histimine, but sometimes they give me anxiety, and the pain is dull enough, that I'd rather have it, than anxiety. Also, sometimes anti-histimines backfire on my sinus stuff, particularly if I'm not feeling otherwise allergic to anything, and make my sinus headaches worse.

Can I stay in a hot shower for the rest of the day?

Whee! Just got a text from Pamela to see if I was up yet. Good thing I did my chores early. Pretty much only have to put sheets on my bed once they dry and a little more laundry. Off to shower and then we brunch.

Yay! Enjoy, Cass.

What's wrong with the West Coast? Hmm?
You people just aren't tense enough, present company excluded.


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 8:13:01 am PST #5287 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What's wrong with the West Coast? Hmm?

Closer to Godzilla?