Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Jan 17, 2006 7:38:25 pm PST #4962 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

or I could snuggle you...

sorry things are so rough


billytea - Jan 17, 2006 7:40:11 pm PST #4963 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The peace of mind thing. Have you at least tried the tea?

Nah, I don't drink tea. It'd be like cannibalism! And not the funny kind.


Scrappy - Jan 17, 2006 7:43:17 pm PST #4964 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

It'd be a LITTLE funny.


Trudy Booth - Jan 17, 2006 7:43:29 pm PST #4965 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

or at the very least teasturbation


billytea - Jan 17, 2006 7:45:31 pm PST #4966 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

or at the very least teasturbation

Well, you can colour me teasturbed now.


Trudy Booth - Jan 17, 2006 7:47:32 pm PST #4967 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

or ever so slightly teatiliated?


billytea - Jan 17, 2006 7:48:33 pm PST #4968 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

or ever so slightly teatiliated?

Nope, sorry. My liteado remains unmoved.


Trudy Booth - Jan 17, 2006 7:50:51 pm PST #4969 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I did not realize that you were a teatotaler.


billytea - Jan 17, 2006 7:55:24 pm PST #4970 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I did not realize that you were a teatotaler.

That reminds me, Brendan's comsumption of Aeroplane jelly will shortly see him able to recieve his choice of free magazine from a list that includes "Total Girl". History suggests it will be claimed and left on our other brother's desk at work.


Pix - Jan 17, 2006 7:56:04 pm PST #4971 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Oh dear. You two are getting silly.

In the meantime, I have written three more narratives and am about to eat some Golden Grahams before tackling #26.