It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - Jan 17, 2006 7:43:17 pm PST #4964 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

It'd be a LITTLE funny.


Trudy Booth - Jan 17, 2006 7:43:29 pm PST #4965 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

or at the very least teasturbation


billytea - Jan 17, 2006 7:45:31 pm PST #4966 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

or at the very least teasturbation

Well, you can colour me teasturbed now.


Trudy Booth - Jan 17, 2006 7:47:32 pm PST #4967 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

or ever so slightly teatiliated?


billytea - Jan 17, 2006 7:48:33 pm PST #4968 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

or ever so slightly teatiliated?

Nope, sorry. My liteado remains unmoved.


Trudy Booth - Jan 17, 2006 7:50:51 pm PST #4969 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I did not realize that you were a teatotaler.


billytea - Jan 17, 2006 7:55:24 pm PST #4970 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I did not realize that you were a teatotaler.

That reminds me, Brendan's comsumption of Aeroplane jelly will shortly see him able to recieve his choice of free magazine from a list that includes "Total Girl". History suggests it will be claimed and left on our other brother's desk at work.


Pix - Jan 17, 2006 7:56:04 pm PST #4971 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Oh dear. You two are getting silly.

In the meantime, I have written three more narratives and am about to eat some Golden Grahams before tackling #26.


DCJensen - Jan 17, 2006 7:56:33 pm PST #4972 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

It's all just a bit teatilating.


Trudy Booth - Jan 17, 2006 7:56:49 pm PST #4973 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

you're like children with checking accounts