I miss Oz. He'd get it. He wouldn't say anything, but he'd get it.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jan 17, 2006 1:13:25 pm PST #4884 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Going empty handed to a dear friend's house for dinner is fine.

Absolutely! You're bringing yourself, and that's the good shizznit. Plus, it's the thought that counts, and you thought to offer, and I'm sure she appreciated that. Go you!


Gudanov - Jan 17, 2006 1:50:32 pm PST #4885 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Time to go home is coming up soon. Can't say I'm looking forward to it. Well, the kids will be fun.


Sparky1 - Jan 17, 2006 1:51:12 pm PST #4886 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

And a Bitty Baby, at that!!

My youngest niece has the Bitty Baby twins, so when you want to buy an outfit you have to buy two (or tell her that you like one of her babies better than the other).

I have been running on overdrive/overemotion since Friday. In about 10 minutes, I am going to abandon my desk, take a walk and get something good to eat before I have to come back and work tonight.


ChiKat - Jan 17, 2006 1:53:42 pm PST #4887 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{vw}} I am glad things are looking up.

{{Sparky}} Take care of yourself. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.

I brought a baggie of pistachioes for a snack today and they are no where to be seen. I have a powerful hunkerin' for them, too.


Betsy HP - Jan 17, 2006 1:54:02 pm PST #4888 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Stills from the long-suppressed Disney film "The Story of Menstruation":

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In the third from the bottom, I can only assume that the young lady's radioactive cooch has destroyed civilization. Note her look of shame and horror.


Gris - Jan 17, 2006 1:58:45 pm PST #4889 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I can only assume that the young lady's radioactive cooch has destroyed civilization

Nah, it just opened the hellmouth. Buffy will close it again.


Sparky1 - Jan 17, 2006 2:03:57 pm PST #4890 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Stills from the long-suppressed Disney film "The Story of Menstruation"

Suddenly, I'm dying to hear a bunch of little kids -- girls and boys -- describe what menstruation is after watching that film. Laugh riot, I suspect.

Will someone please tell me who stole the fax for which I was waiting? The machine says all the pages came in, but no one is 'fessing up to having them.


Jessica - Jan 17, 2006 2:05:31 pm PST #4891 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Drat it all -- I bought fish to make tacos tonight, but I have neglected to procure any avocados.

I also seem to have broken a nail. (We will not mention the sad state of my diamond shoes.)

Nah, it just opened the hellmouth.

I don't want to know what "hellmouth" is a euphemism for, do I?


Cass - Jan 17, 2006 2:06:14 pm PST #4892 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Sorry you aren't looking forward to home, Gud. That is the worst feeling in the world. But you have wonderful and amazing kids waiting for you there. It's something positive to look forward to when you get there. ((Gud))

In the third from the bottom, I can only assume that the young lady's radioactive cooch has destroyed civilization. Note her look of shame and horror.
She's just trying to get closer to the (center of the) earth.


Gris - Jan 17, 2006 2:08:36 pm PST #4893 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I don't want to know what "hellmouth" is a euphemism for, do I?

It's a mouth, through which hell emanates. Pretty self-explanatory, actually.