{{vw}} I am glad things are looking up.

{{Sparky}} Take care of yourself. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.

I brought a baggie of pistachioes for a snack today and they are no where to be seen. I have a powerful hunkerin' for them, too.

Stills from the long-suppressed Disney film "The Story of Menstruation":

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In the third from the bottom, I can only assume that the young lady's radioactive cooch has destroyed civilization. Note her look of shame and horror.

I can only assume that the young lady's radioactive cooch has destroyed civilization

Nah, it just opened the hellmouth. Buffy will close it again.

Stills from the long-suppressed Disney film "The Story of Menstruation"

Suddenly, I'm dying to hear a bunch of little kids -- girls and boys -- describe what menstruation is after watching that film. Laugh riot, I suspect.

Will someone please tell me who stole the fax for which I was waiting? The machine says all the pages came in, but no one is 'fessing up to having them.

Drat it all -- I bought fish to make tacos tonight, but I have neglected to procure any avocados.

I also seem to have broken a nail. (We will not mention the sad state of my diamond shoes.)

Nah, it just opened the hellmouth.

I don't want to know what "hellmouth" is a euphemism for, do I?

Sorry you aren't looking forward to home, Gud. That is the worst feeling in the world. But you have wonderful and amazing kids waiting for you there. It's something positive to look forward to when you get there. ((Gud))

In the third from the bottom, I can only assume that the young lady's radioactive cooch has destroyed civilization. Note her look of shame and horror.

I don't want to know what "hellmouth" is a euphemism for, do I?

It's a mouth, through which hell emanates. Pretty self-explanatory, actually.

We had a counseling appointment today and it doesn't seem to have gone well. Actually, I went home instead of work afterwards thinking to try to apologize for the many things I have done wrong but that didn't work out and I was bascially sent back to work. I'm just feeling ugh about the whole thing right now.

Oh, {{{Gud}}}. I'm so sorry.

Betsy, was there a story with those images? I'm boggled by the whole idea.

I want to try a white tea.

This is the very bestest, but I keep forgetting to drink mine because it has too much caffeine for evening (because I'm a wuss, not because it really has too much caffeine), but not enough for mornings when I'm desperate.

Ima go watch Firefly now.

I've found this cures a variety of ills and is generally an all-around good idea, but I'm a teensy-weensy bit fanatical.