Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jan 14, 2006 10:41:55 am PST #4515 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Okay, too much sugar (damn your sticky allure, baklava!!!) makes for a distinctly rotten-feeling Teppy. Will I never learn?


erikaj - Jan 14, 2006 10:51:10 am PST #4516 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

mmm, baklava.


Cass - Jan 14, 2006 10:52:02 am PST #4517 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Will I never learn?
Not so long as the baklava beckons. Well, I haven't.

RZ? She didn't used to inspire the "Fleeeeeee!" response in me but damn she does now. Scary on about a hundred levels and unwatchable in movies.


Emily - Jan 14, 2006 1:07:56 pm PST #4518 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Oh, man. You said 'baklava'.

I guess I could have some cucumbers.


SuziQ - Jan 14, 2006 2:55:34 pm PST #4519 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Massage and foot therapy appointment has been made for Sunday morning. I did go for the deep tissue and I will tell them it is my first time. I don't want a fluffy spa massage, I gotta get rid of this tightness or I'm going to end up in even more pain.

Tomorrow afternoon I'm escorting a pack of teenagers to the ice rink again. I don't think I'm going to skate this time, just watch them be silly goofs. If any Bay Area-istas wanna join us, I might consider skating...


Cass - Jan 14, 2006 3:02:03 pm PST #4520 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I did go for the deep tissue and I will tell them it is my first time. I don't want a fluffy spa massage, I gotta get rid of this tightness or I'm going to end up in even more pain.
Excellent choice. Drink lots and lots and ohmigodthatisalot of water. And a hot bath afterward can ward off aching the next day also.


SuziQ - Jan 14, 2006 3:30:35 pm PST #4521 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Good suggestions Cass. Not sure if I'll be able to fit the hot bath in between the massage and skating, but if I can I will. Too bad we have our hot tub off...that would be heavenly.


DCJensen - Jan 14, 2006 3:38:13 pm PST #4522 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Note: One does not need a Roomba to freak out cats. A 4 inch radio controlled mini car will do just as well. Although lacking in the Roomba's automatic functionality, hi-larity is ensured for only $3.99.*


*Batteries not included.


Laura - Jan 14, 2006 3:41:01 pm PST #4523 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I'm pathetic when it comes to massage. I tell them gentle and I still hurt. This prompts me to schedule facials if I'm spa bound.

I just made a fake root beer float blending diet root beer and Eddy's no sugar 4g carb butter pecan ice cream. It was really quite yummy.

Gud, I'm so sorry things are going so badly. I have so much respect for the effort you have made. Many would have given up long ago. Please don't feel bad about yourself. Your children and the Bitches know you to be an outstanding father and man.


Cass - Jan 14, 2006 3:57:44 pm PST #4524 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Not sure if I'll be able to fit the hot bath in between the massage and skating, but if I can I will. Too bad we have our hot tub off...that would be heavenly.
The hot tub would be perfect. Just lots of water after and then a hot bath before you go to bed. It can be as little as 5 minutes in the tub actually which seems the waste of a bath but, after deep tissue, is a good thing.

I am jealous.