Gimme some milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Jan 13, 2006 8:02:41 am PST #4348 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yeah, what everyone else said. She needs a bra like a thing that needs a bra, with extra desperation.

She never seems to be notice that she has no waist/hip differentiation from the front. She's wearing someone else's clothes, and I'm not sure they'd look good in them either.

This. The second picture actually looked kind of vaguely decent, aside from the gigantic fur cuffs on the jacket. The thing under the jacket looked like it might have been a leather corset -- if it wasn't, she should go out and get one, or possibly a dozen. The breasts would behave and it'd give her the waist definition she lacks.


DebetEsse - Jan 13, 2006 8:07:19 am PST #4349 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

She looks like she's wearing ready-to-wear designer, which are generally designed to look good on model-types, which she is not.

She actually looks pretty good here: [link] which makes me think that she realizes that she a wide waist for her hips, since she wears corsets not terribly infrequently.

I'd also likely encourage knee-length skirts or longer, which, given the degree of her musculature, help with femininity, IMO

eta: snerk. Corset x-post


Nora Deirdre - Jan 13, 2006 8:07:44 am PST #4350 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Cashmere, That place looks lovely- we were at a Wyndam property in San Juan, the Condado Plaza and Casino. Puerto Rico was nice, but I didn't really get to see a lot of it- no matter how lovely the hotel is, it does get to feel like a prison when you can't leave it. Ah, the fun of on site conference work.

I'd like to go back, both to San Juan and to other areas of the island.


JZ - Jan 13, 2006 8:08:09 am PST #4351 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

erika, the thing is that this pinball game was obviously designed by people who had been watching the show with immense amounts of love and obsessive attentiveness. It was crammed with all sorts of character and plot details and inside jokes, all transmuted into 3-dimensional gamefulness. It may be a wrong wrong wrong idea, but it's been brought to such beautiful fruition that there's no way not to admire it.

And we haven't even played it yet. Next week we will, with another report to follow.


JZ - Jan 13, 2006 8:10:06 am PST #4352 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

What Debet said. Also, if I were the boss of her wardrobe, I'd let her keep the white and cream, but that pink monstrosity and anything else that's a color one might possibly see on an Easter egg would be promptly burned.

She designed the pink thing? The mind reels.


Trudy Booth - Jan 13, 2006 8:10:37 am PST #4353 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You think there's no heroism in refraining from smacking the shit out of House?

That would rock. Well, it would rock if she clipped him the once just to let him know what kind of beat-down she was sparing him.


WindSparrow - Jan 13, 2006 8:25:20 am PST #4354 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

That would rock. Well, it would rock if she clipped him the once just to let him know what kind of beat-down she was sparing him.

But can you imagine the sheer snarkalicious beauty of a House/Giles argument?


Nora Deirdre - Jan 13, 2006 8:30:14 am PST #4355 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

erikaj - Jan 13, 2006 8:30:47 am PST #4356 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I've only seen "House" once. Still wanna see that. I About to do a big immersion before trying to get a job as a Crip Media Pundette.(Thanks are due Anne for the tip.) I used to be a hypochondriac so if I think I'm dying this month that might be why.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 13, 2006 8:32:47 am PST #4357 of 10001
What is even happening?

Speaking of body types and fashion, how would you dress this woman? Because she sure can't do it herself.

I'd love to see her in things that are sort of classic, and custom tailored. The woman is a goddess. She shouldn't look bad as she often does, considering the raw material. The problem is all in the dressing. The stuff she chooses is too trendy, as well as ill-fitting, and seems to think revealling always equals sexy, and it so does not. Let me wonder what's under there at little, Serena.

I'd let her keep the white and cream, but that pink monstrosity and anything else that's a color one might possibly see on an Easter egg would be promptly burned.

I don't think the color is as much a problem as the extreme cut of that pink gown (although if she told me she wanted to go for bright color, I'd try coral rather than that pink [link] If she had proper support, if the slit was subtle rather than obvious, and if the neckline weren't trying to join with the slit, she could even wear a well-fitted dress in that basic style (just fitted way the heck differently).