I had a whole section about civic pride.

Mayor ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Dec 15, 2005 8:37:35 am PST #41 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not sure I'd be mature enough to ask for conflict mediation if someone were to hit me.

Nah, you should just hit them back.

For Will it's great that he does that, and as a kid, there's no way I'd have been able to. As adults, we get to retaliate/defend ourselves, because there's no one to suspend us.

Just remember: "Officer, I was in fear for my life." If you can truly make that apply, just hit the fucker back. Harder.

t /krav


Laura - Dec 15, 2005 8:40:14 am PST #42 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

A friend's dad says "Never accept an invitation to go crazy."

Excellent! I always say "you can't argue with a crazy person," but I like this much better. My family needs to be reminded of this regularly.

{{MG}} I'm sorry. Having to be the mean-mom sucks. Of course I tell mine if they didn't do the stupid stuff I wouldn't have to be the mean-mom. Work with me here kids!


SuziQ - Dec 15, 2005 8:42:02 am PST #43 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Of course I tell mine if they didn't do the stupid stuff I wouldn't have to be the mean-mom.

Oh yeah - we will get to that point in a day or two.

Part of me is glad that he is beyond believing in Santa, otherwise he would be falling apart about getting in trouble this close to Christmas on top of everything else.


Sparky1 - Dec 15, 2005 8:43:45 am PST #44 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Part of me is glad that he is beyond believing in Santa, otherwise he would be falling apart about getting in trouble this close to Christmas on top of everything else.
That Santa fellow sure has the young kids scared, doesn't he? Terrorist.


Fred Pete - Dec 15, 2005 8:51:48 am PST #45 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Some vets don't like giving them (I've had one that refused), but most will.

Then there's Teddy's former vet. Who insisted that Teddy be tranquilized before each appointment.


Trudy Booth - Dec 15, 2005 8:53:18 am PST #46 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hmmm. So, I guess my plan is to get a soft-sided AND a hard-sided carrier, put him in the soft-side and hope they let me take him into the cabin (especialy if it's below 10), and if not, put him in the hard-side and let him ride in the cargo (if it's above 10). Okay. Thanks.

Just be extra good-lookin' that day and you should be fine.


Betsy HP - Dec 15, 2005 8:53:38 am PST #47 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Being a mom is HARD.

It really, really, really is. It's the hardest job I do, and the most guilt-ridden.


Trudy Booth - Dec 15, 2005 8:54:39 am PST #48 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It really, really, really is. It's the hardest job I do, and the most guilt-ridden.

Maybe you should try being a hitman!


Betsy HP - Dec 15, 2005 8:55:32 am PST #49 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Wow. I'm not sure I'd be mature enough to ask for conflict mediation if someone were to hit me.

The thing is, unless you're sure you're going to win the fight, it's not as much about maturity as about self-protection. You call the principal in, there's a good chance the fight stops and the guy is punished. You throw a punch, you get beat up, the principal STILL gets called in, you're both punished.

The great thing about life after middle school is that you are so seldom held captive with people who despise you and whom you despise. Self-defense may be necessary on the streets, but it isn't necessary to keep your lunch money.


Betsy HP - Dec 15, 2005 8:56:03 am PST #50 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Maybe you should try being a hitman!

I can't figure out where to buy the conscience-ectomy.