You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Dec 17, 2005 5:25:09 am PST #384 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Timelies!

Poor Stephanie!

I just went to Starbucks for a nice morning treat and ended up giving a little quilting lesson to the girl behind the counter. It was much fun, and a nice way to start the day.


Lilty Cash - Dec 17, 2005 5:28:08 am PST #385 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Hi Bitches!

I have done close to no Christmas shopping and I just realized that Christmas is in, like, a week. This cannot be good.


vw bug - Dec 17, 2005 5:31:30 am PST #386 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Lilty, I'm SO with you! The Internet is being attacked today.


WindSparrow - Dec 17, 2005 5:31:56 am PST #387 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ok, I had breakfast three hours ago, why am I hungry again?

Also I am extremely disappointed in myself today, as I tried on pants that had been so baggy this time last year that I had converted the waistband into a drawstring waist. They were tight. Everywhere. Ick.

I want to stab my fat with a fork.


Steph L. - Dec 17, 2005 5:37:12 am PST #388 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I want to stab my fat with a fork.

Stab mine, too. I have lots of self-hate towards my body these days.

Which didn't, of course, stop me from having lobster ravioli in cream sauce at my work Xmas dinner last night. Oh, and cannoli.


vw bug - Dec 17, 2005 5:39:01 am PST #389 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I have lots of self-hate towards my body these days.

I'll join this party. I pretty much live in jammie pants and stretchy skirts these days. It's not pretty.

I too gorged myself on yummy Italian food at the work Holiday party. Yum. Yum. Yum. Mmmmmm...cannoli! And cheesecake! (yes. I had both.)

In TMI land, anyone ever cough so hard they push out a tampon? Not fun, I'll tell you.


Ginger - Dec 17, 2005 5:39:13 am PST #390 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Does stabbing help? Nothing else seems to.


Steph L. - Dec 17, 2005 5:40:36 am PST #391 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

vw, that's....impressive TMI. Though I would suggest it was just a sign that you needed to change it, rather than being a sign of an uber-cough.


Scrappy - Dec 17, 2005 5:41:42 am PST #392 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I have, vw. I'm with you in the not fun opinion.


Lilty Cash - Dec 17, 2005 5:45:18 am PST #393 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Lilty, I'm SO with you! The Internet is being attacked today.

I am out of time for the internets. I fear I must go to *choke* the *die* mall *shudder*.

Also, I have to work at the video game store today. Then, sit and watch a movie with my best friend while we pretend we aren't really just waiting for her to EXPEL A HUMAN BEING FROM HER BODY. (Yeah, the reality of this whole situation is really just sinking in.)