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Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Dec 17, 2005 5:37:12 am PST #388 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I want to stab my fat with a fork.

Stab mine, too. I have lots of self-hate towards my body these days.

Which didn't, of course, stop me from having lobster ravioli in cream sauce at my work Xmas dinner last night. Oh, and cannoli.


vw bug - Dec 17, 2005 5:39:01 am PST #389 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I have lots of self-hate towards my body these days.

I'll join this party. I pretty much live in jammie pants and stretchy skirts these days. It's not pretty.

I too gorged myself on yummy Italian food at the work Holiday party. Yum. Yum. Yum. Mmmmmm...cannoli! And cheesecake! (yes. I had both.)

In TMI land, anyone ever cough so hard they push out a tampon? Not fun, I'll tell you.


Ginger - Dec 17, 2005 5:39:13 am PST #390 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Does stabbing help? Nothing else seems to.


Steph L. - Dec 17, 2005 5:40:36 am PST #391 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

vw, that's....impressive TMI. Though I would suggest it was just a sign that you needed to change it, rather than being a sign of an uber-cough.


Scrappy - Dec 17, 2005 5:41:42 am PST #392 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I have, vw. I'm with you in the not fun opinion.


Lilty Cash - Dec 17, 2005 5:45:18 am PST #393 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Lilty, I'm SO with you! The Internet is being attacked today.

I am out of time for the internets. I fear I must go to *choke* the *die* mall *shudder*.

Also, I have to work at the video game store today. Then, sit and watch a movie with my best friend while we pretend we aren't really just waiting for her to EXPEL A HUMAN BEING FROM HER BODY. (Yeah, the reality of this whole situation is really just sinking in.)


vw bug - Dec 17, 2005 5:47:05 am PST #394 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Steph, I just put it in like 20 minutes ago. That wasn't it.

Robin, my sistah in pain.

I am out of time for the internets.

Eek! I hope I'm not! That's still my plan!

EXPEL A HUMAN BEING FROM HER BODY

Hee!


Lilty Cash - Dec 17, 2005 5:49:07 am PST #395 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Eek! I hope I'm not! That's still my plan!

No, you are fine. They can still make Christmas. They can't, however, make the Nana's gathering tommorrow or the office Secret Santa on Tuesday. (Well, maybe that, but not without paying it's price again in shipping.)


Steph L. - Dec 17, 2005 5:49:56 am PST #396 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

That wasn't it.

Then it WAS an uber-cough! Well done! (I feel that, since it's already happened, I should just offer positive feedback and then move on.)


vw bug - Dec 17, 2005 5:52:34 am PST #397 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

(I feel that, since it's already happened, I should just offer positive feedback and then move on.)

You crack me up!

Four years ago, I can't imagine I would ever even think about sharing that information...and on the WEB! What have I become???