I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Betsy HP - Jan 09, 2006 10:11:35 am PST #3760 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Grrr, argh. A co-worker was doing a powerpoint presentation (!) to introduce herself to her and my new team. She asked me if I wanted a slide, and I said no, I'm not really a PowerPoint person, I prefer to talk face-to-face.

End result? She made a six-page PP presentation, including one page of her suggested documentation improvements, which left me precisely one minute to give my talk.


Spidra Webster - Jan 09, 2006 10:13:06 am PST #3761 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

That's what you get for not adhering to her API, Betsy.

edit: I'm so afraid of being misinterpreted that I usually use winkys, but I gather that Buffistas loathe them.


Betsy HP - Jan 09, 2006 10:15:32 am PST #3762 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

That's what you get for not adhering to her API, Betsy.

I work for a software company. I would expect to lose considerable face if I presented myself via PowerPoint.


DavidS - Jan 09, 2006 10:30:14 am PST #3763 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(((((((((((vw)))))))))))))

Twenty brackets for bad soup?

::checks the Bracket Inflation Index (BII)::


Spidra Webster - Jan 09, 2006 10:31:28 am PST #3764 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I was being sarcastic, BHP. Of course PowerPoint is Satan's tool.


erikaj - Jan 09, 2006 10:32:32 am PST #3765 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

There's an index now? Well, considering my inability to follow the CPI in economics, it's a good thing I just mock people gently, huh?


Betsy HP - Jan 09, 2006 10:33:34 am PST #3766 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I knew you were mocking, Spidra. I was just being bitter at the situation.


Gudanov - Jan 09, 2006 10:34:20 am PST #3767 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Now a Harvard Graphics presentation would be impressive.


DavidS - Jan 09, 2006 10:34:34 am PST #3768 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

There's an index now?

Stock tip: French Brackets are up. Buy now. Also there will be a run on the Tilde before spring.


Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2006 10:36:57 am PST #3769 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Twenty brackets for bad soup?

I suspect feel-copping