No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Spidra Webster - Jan 09, 2006 10:13:06 am PST #3761 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

That's what you get for not adhering to her API, Betsy.

edit: I'm so afraid of being misinterpreted that I usually use winkys, but I gather that Buffistas loathe them.


Betsy HP - Jan 09, 2006 10:15:32 am PST #3762 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

That's what you get for not adhering to her API, Betsy.

I work for a software company. I would expect to lose considerable face if I presented myself via PowerPoint.


DavidS - Jan 09, 2006 10:30:14 am PST #3763 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(((((((((((vw)))))))))))))

Twenty brackets for bad soup?

::checks the Bracket Inflation Index (BII)::


Spidra Webster - Jan 09, 2006 10:31:28 am PST #3764 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I was being sarcastic, BHP. Of course PowerPoint is Satan's tool.


erikaj - Jan 09, 2006 10:32:32 am PST #3765 of 10001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

There's an index now? Well, considering my inability to follow the CPI in economics, it's a good thing I just mock people gently, huh?


Betsy HP - Jan 09, 2006 10:33:34 am PST #3766 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I knew you were mocking, Spidra. I was just being bitter at the situation.


Gudanov - Jan 09, 2006 10:34:20 am PST #3767 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Now a Harvard Graphics presentation would be impressive.


DavidS - Jan 09, 2006 10:34:34 am PST #3768 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

There's an index now?

Stock tip: French Brackets are up. Buy now. Also there will be a run on the Tilde before spring.


Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2006 10:36:57 am PST #3769 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Twenty brackets for bad soup?

I suspect feel-copping


tommyrot - Jan 09, 2006 10:37:58 am PST #3770 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also there will be a run on the Tilde before spring.

Yeah, half of the tilde harvest was wiped out by the tilde weevil.