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Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 11:08:17 am PST #3004 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Emaryn's not a baby!


Fay - Jan 03, 2006 11:10:58 am PST #3005 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

A pig's orgasm can last for up to half an hour.

I do love the inevitability with which billy can answer the 'How do pigs fuck?' question.

Bless our resident Dr Doolittle. Bless him.


Vortex - Jan 03, 2006 11:12:02 am PST #3006 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I shrug out of the bra often because of my general bra hatred. DH always notices and makes some type of comment that says Woo Hoo Boobies, so maybe hot.

I give a good shimmy and say "fly! be free!" but, there is no one around to laugh. or roll his eyes, as the case may be.


Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 11:12:21 am PST #3007 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Emaryn's not a baby!

Yeah, she's all big now.

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Fay - Jan 03, 2006 11:15:51 am PST #3008 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

GASP!!!


billytea - Jan 03, 2006 11:18:10 am PST #3009 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Male and female?

Just male. Female orgasms in the animal world are not to be relied upon.


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 11:21:15 am PST #3010 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Female orgasms in the animal world are not to be relied upon.

?

Are you saying that we just don't know? Or they lie about them?

In how many species besides humans does the female have orgasms?


Steph L. - Jan 03, 2006 11:22:20 am PST #3011 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Are you saying that we just don't know? Or they lie about them?

They fake it.


JZ - Jan 03, 2006 11:25:54 am PST #3012 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Emaryn was there? Neat!

Emaryn's not a baby!

IIRC, somewhere around the time that Benno sprang into being and several other Buffistas showed indications of possibly sprogging at some future point, didn't we end up subdividing the whole TCBITW thing? Benno became TCBITW, Euro Division, Emaryn graduated to TCTITW, opening up TCBITW to Leif, who then became US-Midwest Division, leaving the US-Southern and US-West Coast Divisions open to Burrell and flea, and then the sproggage went craxynuts.

I think Emaryn's current official title is TCChildITW, US-Midwest Division, Championship of Girls And UFO Pilots, but please correct me if I'm wrong.


Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 11:31:17 am PST #3013 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Leif is getting all big too.

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