You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Jan 03, 2006 10:45:19 am PST #2996 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

ENVYENVYENVYENVYENVYENVYENVY


JZ - Jan 03, 2006 10:47:30 am PST #2997 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

OMG, between TCBITW, your grown-up dinner companions, the fact that your dinner companions got to dine with you and your family, and the SF Museum and Underground Tour, I just don't know which direction to fall in as I sink down perishing of envy.


Fay - Jan 03, 2006 10:50:52 am PST #2998 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

What. JZ. Said.


Calli - Jan 03, 2006 10:54:52 am PST #2999 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Sorry about the train stuff, Betsy. But I'll be joining JZ and Fay in the envious corner re: the whole dinner and tour thing.

Oh, I applied for a Seattle job just before Christmas. Something to do with the U. and oceanography. No chance in hell that I'll get it, but at least my email's getting a chance to travel.


billytea - Jan 03, 2006 10:55:27 am PST #3000 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

How do pigs fuck?

A pig's orgasm can last for up to half an hour. This guy had ambition.

PS: Jacqueline Pearce hot, and going by her appearance in The Two Doctors, shorter hair is her friend.


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 11:02:00 am PST #3001 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A pig's orgasm can last for up to half an hour.

Male and female?


brenda m - Jan 03, 2006 11:03:29 am PST #3002 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I had a lovely dinner with Plei + husband + TCBITW and Jilli and Pete.

Emaryn was there? Neat!


Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 11:04:08 am PST #3003 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

A pig's orgasm can last for up to half an hour.

I really don't want to know how they discovered this. Really.


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 11:08:17 am PST #3004 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Emaryn's not a baby!


Fay - Jan 03, 2006 11:10:58 am PST #3005 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

A pig's orgasm can last for up to half an hour.

I do love the inevitability with which billy can answer the 'How do pigs fuck?' question.

Bless our resident Dr Doolittle. Bless him.