Er. I guess I get that, but...99.9% of the guys I've had say this to me, some of whom have been perfectly cool guys, are WRONG. They are not anything of the sort, and using as a "I'm not an asshole like most guys" phrase is just not right.
Yeah, I generally find that I make that point better when not actively sounding like an arsehole (note that Commonwealth spelling there, see how I did that? Not that I have any trouble with you guys spelling it 'sonding').
And! I found the Crocodile Hunter quote I promised, about his best theirloveissopure!! mate:
"Wes and I met up when he was a teenager, and between us we've wrestled and wrangled and tossed more crocs than you could poke a stick at! We've watched each other's backs, and teamed up in every kind of animal situation you could possibly imagine!"
As Pat Robertson might say, "Daynja daynja daynja!"
We've watched each other's backs, and teamed up in every kind of animal situation you could possibly imagine!
I pray to G-d there is no Crocodile Hunter slash.
I pray to G-d there is no Crocodile Hunter slash.
Given the stuff just about writes itself, I'd say you'll need to pray harder.
Ew.
One thing that really impressed me was when he designed a new box to make roping and crating crocodiles easier. Guy's building his own bondage gear, and I reckon it'll take a real pounding and keep on bounding! Sorry, for the American audience, take a real ponding and keep on bonding. Sorry, I mean to say for the American adience.
Can you believe the Australian Tourism Board turned me down? ...Yeah, me too. Bloody tourists.
Wiseass.
What? there's no "u" in it!
But I'm not really sure what Noah Webster was thinking...how did it build us as a nation to be the only English-speaking weirdos who don't follow those conventions? And I think he had other ideas that nobody took to as well.
Wiseass. What? there's no "u" in it!
No, but it could be arranged, for a reasonable fee. All this cold be yors!
Oh come on. If there's Carebears S&M, Croc Hunter S&M slash is like...well, child's play's already taken in that comparison. Hmm...
Oh come on. If there's Carebears S&M, Croc Hunter S&M slash is like...well, child's play's already taken in that comparison. Hmm...
The big question is whether they stick to Homo sapiens.
